On je mali peder.

U=I*R

U ime Rendića,
I struje,
I njezine voltaže,
Amen.

Oče naš,
Koji jesi u učionici broj 5,
Sveti se ime tvoje,
Dođi znanje tvoje,
Kako na satu tako i kod kuće,
Predavanje naše svagdajno izloži nam danas,
I oprosti nam naše neznanje,
Kako i mi opraštamo sami sebi,
I ne odvuci nas na popravni,
Nego dovuci nas u razred sljedeći,
Amen.

Zvono zvoni, braćo. Reformacija se bliži. Do sada smo pokušali nasilno udarima svrgnuti vladu i prisiliti druge da slijede našeg Spasitelja, no vrijeme je da se fokusiramo na spiritualni pristup našem redu. Misionari moji, širite dobrotu Rendića po svijetu, neka ljudi pjevaju Theveninov theorem ulicama, neka se, bez prisiljenja, daju u učenje Ohmovog zakona i neka nađu Rendića u svojim baterijama. Pokažimo svijetu darove elektronike, pa će, s vremenom, shvatiti da je Rendić jedini Spasitelj.

And remember,
U=I*R

Oh my sweet child Harambe, may you rest in peace. You have been sent by our Father Rendić to save our world from sin and recharge the power of our kind. You lived without us even knowing about you. Only after you got betrayed and shot by the race you tried to protect and save have we found about you and the good deeds that you've done. You will ascend to heaven and take your rightful seat by our Father Rendić and continue living in our memories. We will never forget the things you've done for us.

Something wrong

I hold my head

Harambe gone

A ♥♥♥♥♥ dead.

And remember, U=I*R.

Branko "Franko Filbi" Fibinger(15?) ŽIVI U NEKOJ PRIPIZDINI I NE ŽELI PROMIJENITI SVOJU PROFILNU. ON PREFERIRA IMATI NEKE NOGOMETNE PROPAGANDE KAO PROFILNU A NE NIKICU RENDIĆA NAŠEG SPASITELJA. MISLIM DA JE VRIJEME DA GA KAMENUJEMO.

Greetings comrades, I have been quiet for far too long. This tirany of Principal Vakula and his White Army need to stop. So comrades, I will lead you to a new revolution in which we will overthrow the evil goverment and bring peace to our land. I shall lead a country in which everyone is equal and everyone is important. So my comrades, will you join me or will you be a slave under Principal Vakula. We have allready defeated Doktor Što. Believe in me my comrades! Remember, U=I*R .