We pray to Lord Pyrocynical everynight before bed.

The Cult leader is actually barbie, if anyone you know that doesn't pyrocynical or hates him force them into the trunk of your car, drive them to your house, and force them to watch 5 hours worth of pyrocynical videos, make him/her a youtube channel and make them sub to our lord pyro.
Than force them to join this group.

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