Well firstly they say that the actual 'place of Finland' is just Eastern Sweden. Helsinki is in Eastern Sweden and when people fly there it's not like they would notice.
World maps are altered as it's a U.N conspiracy to keep people believing in Finland. And the idea that an entire country is made up seems so bizarre that nobody would ever believe it, making it easy to do.
Finland's main company, Nokia, is apparently owned by the Japanese and they're a main player in this.
Now as for 'why' people would want to invent Finland as a country that's a bit more in depth and there's a few reasons as to why Sweden and Russia go along with it but it's mostly to do with Japanese fishing rights.
You see the Japanese love their sushi but tight fishing regulations and public outcry mean they can't fish as much as they want. So after the Cold War they agreed with Russia to create a 'landmass' called Finland where they could fish. After all, if people thought there was a country there nobody would expect the Japanese to be harpooning whales would they?
The fish is then transported through Russia where a small percentage of the food is given to the population, (they were of course starving at the time of Finland being invented), and then is shipped to Japan under the disguise of 'Nokia' products. Japan is apparently one of the worlds largest importers of Nokia products despite the fact that 'nobody there owns a Nokia phone' apparently.
The crux of all this however, and my favorite part, is the homage that the Japanese gave to this entire conspiracy theory.
What do fish have? Fins. Therefore they named their imaginary country Finland.

It is with great pleasure that I can announce that our beloved leader and a fearless fighter has returned back home to dubravka. There were attempts to stop the on going drug war but kuchar the king below the pot of gold also known as the leprekon did not agree on anything, thus things had to be resolved in the battlefield and as you all know we have defeated the mighty klan of the Jews from rusovce. It was a lengthy battle and we suffered many cAsualties but emerged victorious as our leader POZDECH pulled off the impossible the 1v14 clutch with 12 seconds remaining and he won our hearts again.
I am crying while writing this because each of us have devoted our life to this clan and to see that we have such a capable leader is just heart warming so please if you may a round of applause SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSA

THANK you for you appreciation as we take over yet another part of western Slovakia we have become a feard clan so let's keep it up.


2445 out

Kuchar is super gay lets all lynch him.


IM the new world order

Let us discuss while he is on the toilet.

Dear members of this beloved group, I would like to announce that our Fuhrer and only leader Martin Luther Pozdech III has just return from Sicily and he will be available for you during the nights from 22:00pm-4:00am.

Be gentle and HF.

Your beloved kami : Mo0oD