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Potatoes have skin.
Do you know what else has skin?
THATS RIGHT.
JOHN CENA.
John Cena is finally back.
John Cena lives on Earth.
Many People say that earth is shaped like a potato rather than a ball.
Coincidence? I dont think so.
Does the Potato Army have to do something with earth, john cena and the illuminati?
Lets find out!
Potato.
Potatoes grow on earth.
Earth
Earthquake.
Quake.
Quake Live.
Quake Live was f2p but bethesda decided to be a ♥♥♥♥ and make it p2p.
QuakeWorld.
QuakeWorld Team Fortress.
Team Fortress 2.
Potato69 Plays Team Fortress 2.
And John Cena does NOT play tf2.
So, this means that the PotatoArmy send an email to gaben and john cena to make and army to fight the illuminati with giant potatoes but they do not know that the illuminati already found out what they were planning so they hypnotized Potato69 and made him join the ILLUMINATI!
Do you know what this means?
Potato69 and the whole potatoarmy are illuminati confirmed
(just a joke please no harm ;-;)