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THANKSGIVING GLOBAL TURKEYFEST

swishx — Tue, 14 Nov 2017 09:30:54 +0000

ALRIGHT BOIS WE'RE ALL GETTING GLOBAL DURING THANKSGIVING BREAK. REPORT TO MARCO'S HOUSE WITH YOUR SETUP AND DON'T BE A PUSSY AT CLUTCHING AND WE'LL GET GLOBAL EASY. KOBBLER IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP I'M CUTTING OFF YOUR DICK. ALSO IF YOU GET LESS THAN 10 FRAGS YOU LOSE A BALL EACH TIME, THEN WE MOVE ON TO CASH.

I look forward to seeing y'all for the monkey madness grind (If desperate we will go GM in paladins instead).

- swishx
Former Global Elite, proud member of UR Clown Fiesta, 1x AIME qualifer
Also I can bench more than you

Hiatus

swishx — Wed, 23 Mar 2016 03:31:10 +0000

I will be gone from the realm of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive until January 1, 2017 due to personal reasons. Good luck to my comrades in reaching "The Global Elite."

Best wishes,
swishx, NYSML A-Team, Former Global Elite

Please help

swishx — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 02:31:46 +0000

Now that I've acquired a smurf for my birthday, I require some valiant heroes to brave the terrors of casual and level my smurf to rank 3. Your reward will be +999999 to character.

pm me for info

Best Wishes,
swishx, The Global Elite

update

gencobra — Wed, 22 Apr 2015 01:53:33 +0000

update: since some of our members have unexpectedly made it to DMG, the group tag has been changed