I just felt like doing this.

What TicTac meant to say was AHEM:

Somebody is epic, and is the undisputable owner of the sex slave known as "TicTac" or "Nick Clitoris the Hockey ♥♥♥♥♥♥" (NCHF).



NCHF tries to act elitist, like he is good at things, but the vile creature is a nub at everything. The only way to prevent NCHF from consuming the entine planet Earth through his anal cavitiy and into his cold, dark intestinal tract is to...





PLAY TRANSPORT TYCOON DELUXE!


WE MUST WORK TOGETHER TO GATHER GOODS AND RESOURCES TO SURVIVE THE DARK INTESTINAL WINTER.

TicTac is awesome.