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      <title>Call out post: Shadow the Hedgehog</title>
      <description>I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my valorant clan forum. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2025 19:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Beyblade Master</author>
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      <title>CLAN REMINDERS</title>
      <description>JUST A REMINDER UNLESS YOU ARE RADIANT YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED INTO THE CLAN. ALSO THIS IS ANOTHER REMINDER ABOUT NEXT WEEK'S COCK SHAVING SESSION, PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN RAZORS.</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2021 17:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Beyblade Master</author>
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      <title>ATTENTION ALL CLAN MEMBERS</title>
      <description>WE WILL BE DOING A COCK RATING AT 11 PM TONIGHT. MAKE SURE YOU ARE SHAVED</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2021 17:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Beyblade Master</author>
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