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i like the ones where it seems all serious, and you are totally empathetic to the story at hand, but then the last line is, "then i looked at my throne, and i was finally there . [something something??] fresh prince of bel air."
anybody know what im talkin bout?

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Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much ~~

….♥♥♥♥ the croatia ,..♥♥♥♥♥ ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia

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haha remember to wash ur popop every day!

haha good post fellow esplode! u sure r grate leader like obama president of ueurope! :)

hello everyone fellow trrolls just ur master man here remdinging ui to be rly funny and wreck some ppl and make sure you dumb ur apllesauce in their starbucks cups so its like "oh no my white middle class mother bought me that star bvux now how do i drink"@#NMWINUWBHUOWUB

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s butt and then once u can poop big chunks of skunk butt you cant ride

haha u lookin 4 a hookin u come 2 the rite dookin mate ooOO ook dook

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boppie the gnome!! XD

haha me mum made me straw milk bererys

reportorototor nha oh i se u trol me :)

haha egn= extra gay noob :)))

reck it remy

chase is comedik genus :)) MEMBR OF WEEK!!

chuyler: where wer u 9/11?
Proziz (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): picking my butt and lpaying with legos probably
chuyler: i was in presckool i think my mom told me
chuyler: and she had 2 come pick me up
chuyler: cus my preschool was at synogauge
chuyler: and it might be bomb target
chuyler: lol
Proziz (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): what really
chuyler: ya it was jewish preschool
chuyler: and everyone knows muslims hate jews
chuyler: so gg

an old man with saggy tits and extremely versatile ballsack came gliding through my window at 2 am like a flying squirrel except he was using his flappy ballsack to glide through the air and maneuver himself like no other. he looked at me midair and said "just keep sackin' " like honestly he looked like a creepy aladin with a magic carpet attached to him and considering he was flying around in my room i realized how unsettling it was, despite his kind words about me pursuing a large flappy wind-sail-esque ball sack

i kno a gneom once upon a tiem and he was rily hi :))) get it hi hahe soek wed nd blase it bro hehehe 6666:)))))) jk i dnt smoek me mommy said smoek r bad 4 me lungs i wud nvr do it jk i am cool kid ahhaha pee pe e in my lemondade omg im reporting u tho 4 hurtign animals is that ok??? jk i am rly bamboozling right now!!! :XDDDD

i kneed a midget in the ballsacks and he screamed at an incredibly medium note. one time in science class we were talking about carbon footprints and the teacher asked who would leave the smallest carbon footprint and someone in the back muttered "midgets" lol i saw some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ riding a canoe and i shot them and a bird shat on my raybans so i lost controll and ran into a portal diving space and time thus leading me to darkness. dank meme

haHA ani mole abuse :OOOOOO doode im gn cal nasa on u so u wil gt wrekd by astro not :))))) ha AH jakay nasa is space man not sily animal ppl i cal the animal ppl they wil A rest u and u wil b wrked 2 oblivion hahaha :)))))) but dooe at lest ur envionemnt frnedly dooed wordl piece burning man happy love 4 u bro :)))

sometimes i put hamsters in socks and have contests where we fling them against walls as hard as we can and who ever's hamster has the most disfigured body and then we put em into omelettes so nothing really goes to waste. i guess you could say we're environmentally friendly. my coin slot eyes drop the panties and reveal the most important coin slot of all, where my twinkie sized quarters would enter at a dangerously fast rate. suck my balls

haha eh! good trol m8 but u dint fool me, the master trol :))) good atempt tho :))))))))XD

le hi m8s :) breaking bad SPOIELRS BELOW:

jese dies!!

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jk lol!

wo bro r u saying u r gona clog my toilet?? :)P)) cmon bro looll wipe b4 night :)) dnt wrek my bely buton or i wil wrek u m8 il hook u in gabber like jese hooked saul mate hahaha i am very funi man i wil wreck u tho 4 reel i am gold platnimum goD no hax need3d bro i also 2k elo me mumy bot me rp 4 birthday :))

i rammed a 16 GB asian kid down my ear to calculate the toll of the toll booth and he violently shook and pissed all over himself. in desperate need of another asian i went to the closest source of asians. an ivy league school or a tibetan community. both ends of the spectrums really. im so high. do dogs know when they're pregnant or do they kinda ♥♥♥♥ a litter of puppies and freak the ♥♥♥♥ out "lol wtf ius comin out my ass"

binky booper in my souper i like mayonaise in my belly button and i pull it out with my nipples and then i draw and little guy on a piece of sand paper with the mayo on my nippies then i give the drawing to my mom and she poops on it and stuffs it in her beef stew and she pours the stew in my nose and i poop it out and then dont fall of ur horse of ull break ur neck

hhaha u r best at playful troll :))) nice 1!!!1 i alwaus remmbur 2 wash me butt wen i plai in sand bocks with me toys!! haha u r rly the smarty pants arnt u if i cud promot u moar u wud b the highwest higher then wead smoke 666 blase it bro doode want 2 ride some waves :)))) wen i go poo i remmbr 2 grab the clumpz out ooof me but so dey dnt stik 2 insied of me poopi diaper hehe i ate lot of food sumtimes funny 9gag pik of fat man eata pizzaa pi haha i hoep i trold u bak felo admin I rly tried nd i lookd up 9gag tutoril on how 2 troll!! peece out me feloo bros haha trol smile :))

informitive* haha idiot u can not do spellings right just kidding im having a playful troll on u admin fellow admin i am admin too so we both r master troll dont forgot to wash ur butt when ur done playing in the sandbox haha i am just joking arond make sur u do ur best in school so you can be happy and com home and feel better about posting funny pictures on 9gag.♥♥♥ cuz then if ur mom sees u an yells at u u can feel confident about school and ur master trolling on 9gag and be like ♥♥♥ ur ♥♥♥♥ momy im master legion army commander XsniperX360 u cant say ♥♥♥♥ to me then u can touch her butt and she dies ahah funny trol master but if ur as good as me and proziz then maybe u can be a not ♥♥♥♥♥♥ i also like to eat pizza in the morning so i have time to burn the calories out of my butt and then it feels good when i poop it out in ur moms butt haha funny face legion 9gag subscribe to 9gag .com we r legion dont forgive and or forget peace out funny men haha troll

XDDD ofiser esplode on dudy!11 ty 4 remnider ofiser1 :))u r in forumitive!

just remembring evryone to wash ur hands after u take a poopy dump cuz u might get HIV and the mom that u r doing sex with will get it but if the mom get HIV then u r master trol on interbet dont forget to wash ur butt dont fall off ur horse or youl break ur neck

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Trol 4 life's!!

XD rock and nine!

ty i wuld liek 2 thx mi mom + rabbi 4 this grate achievment !! i did it mom!!!!!!!! i am so hapy best day evurrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!

congrat 2 chase 4 playr of w3ek!!1 he trolld wit his poo poo nd ruZSed sum nooobs!! :))))

woo!! doode u wrekd him but remembur 2 b nice to te felo legions of the army! bro !!!11 all 9s r frands!! :)))

oh ya well u r just mad cuz that is not what ur momy said the other nite XDD lol ya thats rite u wanna get bashd son ur mom is my friend ya sit down noob

esplode is le ♥♥♥♥♥♥ face an has no friends

offiser esplode on dudy! XD evry1 lisen 2 him nd maek sure ur the mastur trolls and mabe u gt playr of week!1 :))))

How r everyone todey?!?!! XD I hop ever one is Bein mastur troll this month :))))

never givup if u beliv u can be amzing trol like me XDDDD rock and nine!!!1!

gratz esplode!1 u r playr of wek congratulations bro!!1xXD

Do u haave any to say 2 everyone ??

Todai I Bench 69 XD get it ! ten I took the fat gingur kids monie XD1!!

c u at school platnium god coch XDD u r cool jk ur not XDD but u are

U shud giv me LE adminz XDD jkjk but serius tho u shud

Wow ! Nice post that's y r admin XD c u at school!

ur mum is fat XD thats not what i am tho i am super ripped i bench 400 i ♥♥♥♥♥ ur mom too XDD lol even tho she fat i luv all women tho its not wuts on da outisde iz wut on da inside real talk