-LF. n-_^: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0put0_a--Ng
-LF. n-_^: this is the song my sister and her hubby danced to
-LF. n-_^: never heard of it before
-LF. n-_^: i really liked it
-LF. n-_^: almost cryed LOL
-LF. job: why is this girl so ugly
-LF. n-_^: i don't care how ugly she is
-LF. job: and why is she singing, her voice is awful
-LF. n-_^: she sounds amazing
-LF. job: i disagree
-LF. n-_^: are you trolling?
-LF. n-_^: lol
-LF. job: she sounds like she just woke up
-LF. n-_^: idk i really liked it

my tmp goes pewpewstraighttothedomekaaapeesh

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IM AN ADMIN... POWER

<LF-job> do you know what corporate means
<cG\\LuNaTiC> No, im retarted.
<LF-job> im just saying, you might want to look it up
<cG\\LuNaTiC> pertaining to a united group, as of persons: the corporate good.
<cG\\LuNaTiC> united or combined into one.
<cG\\LuNaTiC> of or pertaining to a corporation.
<LF-job> so you guys have 1 body?
<cG\\LuNaTiC> YES
<cG\\LuNaTiC> Thats why its plural
<cG\\LuNaTiC> GamerSSSSSS
<cG\\LuNaTiC> Now stfu
<cG\\LuNaTiC> and go bother someone else
<LF-job> ohh, but like how many bodies do you have? just you
<cG\\LuNaTiC> with your lettuce frag ass
<LF-job> LETTUCE FRAG
<cG\\LuNaTiC> stfu
<cG\\LuNaTiC> you bad ass ♥♥♥♥♥
<cG\\LuNaTiC> you are nowhere near us
<LF-job> is it because we have more bodies than you?
<cG\\LuNaTiC> lol
<cG\\LuNaTiC> you're retarted

vAult^: batman actually wanted to suck the jokers ♥♥♥♥ but robin did instead and batman and robin were good friends but now batman hates robin for suckin jokers ♥♥♥♥ instead of him
job: thats an issue
vAult^: so now batman isnt batman anymore and he reveals himself to the world so now its no mystery and he retires and the world goes to ♥♥♥♥
vAult^: all because robin sucked the jokers ♥♥♥♥
vAult^: i gotta go to work now though so ill cya later

vAult^: well that cant be accurate because that comes out to be 2:84 which isnt a time so you would have to divide the 64 by 3.14 and take the remainder and add it to the solution that way the square root conisides with the result
job: hm never thought of that way before
vAult^: yeah its like a whole new perspective
job: its like
job: im the boat
job: and the problem is the ocean
vAult^: well that or your the knife
vAult^: and the problem is the fork is sharper
job: yeah or
job: i'm pop
job: when the problem is crackle
vAult^: yeah or
vAult^: the bus has 25 seats
vAult^: but one is different color then the other
job: yea or
job: im eore
job: and pooh lost his tail
vAult^: yeah or
vAult^: batman misses the joker
vAult^: but robin sucks his ♥♥♥♥
job: oo
job: dont see how that one is an issue
vAult^: oh see
vAult^: most people dont
vAult^: but
vAult^: batman actually wanted to suck the jokers ♥♥♥♥ but robin did instead and batman and robin were good friends bu

job: ok if you are on before that, tell everyone that i will be on @ 11 est
job: i'll try to tell them as they come online too
job: 1 est
job: 1est
job: 1est
job: 1est
job: 1est
job: 1est
job: yea but what time
job: 1est
vAult^: so youlll be on at 11est now?
job: if you add 6 and subtract 4
vAult^: so you will be on at 2?
job: if you add 80 and divide it by 80 and subtract taht number
vAult^: so let me throw a scenario out there
vAult^: lets say we take the square root of 25 divided by pie over 2 squared then subtract 2.34 over 20 by its reciprocal
vAult^: is that the time you will be on?
job: close
job: take the square root of 32 divided by pie over the reaminder of 18 divided by 15 squared then subtract 64 over 20 by its reciprocal and THEN divided it by 0
job: thats the time


CONT.

<vAult^> sup
<madcock> ping issue
<madcock> know anything?
<vAult^> whats the problem?
<madcock> i moved to college
<madcock> and my vent is terrible
<madcock> like 700-2000 ping
<vAult^> ok so.... i dont see the problem here
<madcock> only online thing that lags
<madcock> what..
<vAult^> is it ping.... lag....
<madcock> its my ping
<madcock> how do u fix ping
<vAult^> ok but thats not what im asking
<vAult^> i need to know what is wrong with ur vent
<madcock> what are u asking
<madcock> it lags
<madcock> LAg
<vAult^> so is it lag or ping?
<madcock> my ping is around 700-2000
<madcock> and makes my vent lag
<madcock> terrible
<madcock> usually closes it out
<madcock> disconnects me
<madcock> i just want to have a normal ping again
<vAult^> ok so.... your vents ping is lagging?
<vAult^> thats what ive got so far
<madcock> yea
<madcock> sure
<madcock> how do u fix it
<vAult^> ok so.... what is your ping on average
<madcock> 600-2000

<madcock> used to be 30
<vAult^> ok.... what is your ping normally?
<madcock> 30!!! u dumb ♥♥♥♥
<vAult^> oh sorry
<madcock> jesus
<madcock> u dont know vent do u
<vAult^> ok so i figured out the problem
<vAult^> your vent has a high ping and is lagging
<madcock> what is it
<madcock> no ♥♥♥♥
<vAult^> your welcome
<vAult^> have a good night

<sYn_> 5v5 OURS CHIcago DE_NUKE_ONLY!!!! Pm MEH!
<LF-job> yea but what about fire?
<sYn_> yea but no thanks
<LF-job> like
<LF-job> the map
<LF-job> fire?
<sYn_> like
<sYn_> no
<sYn_> nuke
<LF-job> yea but
<LF-job> which map?
<sYn_> are you slow in the head?
<sYn_> NUKE!
<sYn_> de_nuke OURS
<LF-job> well nuke, obviously
<LF-job> but like
<LF-job> which map
<sYn_> do you want a scrim or no?
<LF-job> yes..
<LF-job> which map?
<sYn_> jump off a cliff

<vAult^> whats your experience
<etM> dont u know me?
<etM> im pretty sure i joined ur roster so u could play cal
<etM> like the remade mirrored?
<vAult^> ok but... what exp?
<etM> howver, im exp
<vAult^> what do u mean your exp?
<etM> can play main easy tho
<etM> unless your an open team trying to get main spot from proofs
<vAult^> ok so lets say we were playing a main team
<vAult^> could u handle it
<etM> <etM> can play main easy tho
<etM> yes
<vAult^> i see
<vAult^> so lets say we were playin this team
<vAult^> and they were like m++
<etM> yes
<etM> i could handle it
<vAult^> ok lets say we played this m+++ team but they were lieing and actually were o++
<etM> ok
<etM> then i would leave
<etM> because its a waste of my time
<vAult^> but could u handle it
<etM> prolly not
<etM> o+++ is too good
<vAult^> ok sorry cant take u
<vAult^> pce

<vAult^> fire
<ShakaLaka> nty
<vAult^> nty?
<ShakaLaka> no thank you anything else?
<vAult^> yeah but what does nty stand for?
<ShakaLaka> no thank you
<vAult^> ok, but what does the nty mean?
<ShakaLaka> nty means no thank you
<vAult^> yeah ok but... what does the NTY stand for?

wat a bade

job: i couldnt sleep
job: biggest thunderstorm by my house
job: like crazy lightening and thundersssss yo
job: right above me
RezaREX: trees be fallin over n ♥♥♥♥?
job: yea, i seen a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cow flyin
RezaREX: word was it like a chocolate milk cow or a white milk cow?
job: oh chocolate for sure
job: ♥♥♥♥ white cows