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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYsrV3zGd0c
Always remember LIFE nd TLC,
And for Spies you should know about this little trick,
To distinguish Keith from Stephen - Keith's a ♥♥♥♥.
I mean really, Michael Frayn, what was going through your brain,
When you wrote about rape between two children an 8th you age?
And the examiner who chose this text really needs to see
a neurologist because he made us read it for GCSE.
A nation's worth of teenagers hate you, and I'll tell you to your face,
When the phrase "♥♥♥♥ yourself" appears halfway down the page
in my exam.
And I hope you take it personally, I hope it haunts your mind
That you should take a short walk off the tallest building you can find,
Or go to King's Cross and catch a convenient train,
By jumping in front of it. Why'd you write this, Michael Frayn?!
Have you ever revised so much you want to kill yourself?
Whilst time's a wasting you should plan ahead for what you'll do,
When you can't remember anything and that exam's in front of you;
Make sure you know how to survive when you're spending the night on the streets
Because your parents kicked you out because on every test you got a C
And you're regretting every decision you made not to revise - how could this happen?
Your brain's melting with facts about the Reichstag Fire, Hitler and von Papen,
And I know this sounds exagerrated and perhaps absurd
But I'm going to slit my wrists if I read one more fact about Hindenberg.
I mean really - I've wasted the day and everything's terrible and quite frankly there's no way to do three week's worth of revision in a few days Christ Almighty Mr Whelan's going to kill me.
Take one for the team