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If it works im really happy new PowerPC owner!
Cya Soon!
i have ati radeon hd 5850
core duo e6750
6gb of ram
"What happened then?" asks the guy.
"Then the mailman came into the house and put his hand on your lovers crotch and began petting him all over," reports the parrot.
"My God!" the guy says. "Then what?"
"Then he pulled down the briefs, got down on his knees and began to lick him, starting with his chest, slowly going down and down." The parrot pauses for a long time...
"What happened? What happened?" says the frantic guy.
"That's what pisses me off. I don't know." said the parrott. "I got a hard-on, and fell off my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perch."
god, long joke, 3 post for one xD :D
The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. He says. "I can't afford that."
"Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. "Nobody wants me because I don't have any feet. You can get me for $20.00; just make an offer."
The guy offers twenty dollars and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational. He's funny; he's interesting; he's a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, and gives good advice. The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot, "but it's about your lover and the mailman."
"What?" asks the guy.
A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop.
After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"
"I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot."
"Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me."
"I understand every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent and thoroughly educated bird."
"Yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked, I will tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."
"Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer; can't you?"
People (most anyway), love this server, and that is because we ENFORCE the rules with warnings and kicks. You guys need to continue to do a great job at that. I know it's not always fun. Many times i find myself just wishing i could play and forget about adminning, but this is not possible: there will always be someone on the server breaking the rules, we just need to catch them, and when caught, warn or kick. DO NOT turn a blind eye. If you cannot resolve an issue with another member by talking to them in steam bring it to my attention in steam the next time i'm on. Froggie does it all the time!
Now for sniper time: camping will continue to be allowed with sniper, even during sniper time. Please do not kick someone for camping with a sniper rifle at any time.
Lets get out there and do some killing!
yes its point of snipers to hide and kill, but thats ok in normal mode, when 90% people using guns. In sniper only its just stupid. Example: both teams spawn and camp at spawn position and nobody moves. So its 10min of gameplay which ends in DRAW with NO KILLS ! HOORAY FOR THAT, clap-clap, really FUN!
you know in cod4 mw, we have same rule for few hours with sniper only, but we had also no camping at all and still everybody loved it and it was really fun looking at 20 ppl, running with snipers around and doing close combat
My Bigges Issue in this thread: Members should not publicly be warning other members. Members should always be setting the example and doing the right thing anyway, so warnings should not be needed. I know there are a couple members out there that do NOT always follow our definition of camping, but they still don't camp, more or less they can be campish. I will continue to talk with those folks. When i see that someone cannot consistantly set the example and follow the rules they get demoted from admin. Spirion for example the other day i guess caused some issues with other admins, he is no longer one of us. Secondly, be professional. There are a lot of players out there that will try to "troll' and call names. Don't fall into the trap... just kick them. We are all in the game to have fun, a couple can make it not fun at all. Most importantly, back each other up.
@ Sniper Only: I don't think camping should not be allowed - the whole point of snipers are to hide and kill. The rule would be pointless. And the sniper only time is quite short... and a lot of people like it.
@ Members warning members: I also (if I understood correctly) believe that this should not happen in the public. First of all, members should not even be affected by this: they should (need) to live the rules and be an example/role model for all other players. If a member does break the rules, this is something which should be discussed off-game and not in the public. Discussed in steam - if this results in nothing, its something Woodster needs to take up with the specific member. Members need to live by the rules. If they don't, they should not be in the clan. This is what makes KD special.. people play on KD because they love the rules. This is no kindergarden.
..Meanwhile, there are a few Member who would like to warn / kick ... Possibly even be some not yet come to mind but when Clanmember other Clanmember (usually the most least!) warn, hasty public or throw... throw in my opinion not a good picture of the Clan, more like a bunch of kids who do not think much of clan members and just fun to play with their power. I find it embarrassing when friends who play on the KD-Server ask me if this is a normal Gameday with us that we each other publicly reprimanded and even kicking. I have Fun with all of you on the Server. And ißm the least who calls now names.
Used first to warn the Steamchat nonetheless, asks whether was really camped. It has determined a reason the Woodster invited us all in the KD group. Or not?!
greetz t!n!tu$
i kicked some ppl for camping, pain wasn't really glad about it :P
Our upstream provider has escalated this to a top priority issue, and is actively working on this problem for us. We do not have an ETA, however, once the root cause is found, it is likely that the service will be restored very shortly after.
Routing Issue in Frankfurt
Jul 13, 2011 - 11:18am EDT
There is a routing issue in Frankfurt currently, which looks to be a BGP update issue. Our provider is not properly announcing our BGP routes, so, the servers appear offline.
We are working with our provider to determine the issue and will reply here once we have additional information.
anyway, woody WE WANT SNIPER ONLY DAY!! (with no camping alowed of course! )
why not FFA? :D