Gibus is Love, Gibus is Life

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My name is nick and I dream of becoming a dragon. People tell me I'm a dragonkin and I like the ring of that. I'm saving up money to have wings made out of my ribs and skin attached to my back. I've recently began drinking pure ethanol and swallowing matches. Nothing has happened yet, except I've had to have my stomach pumped 4 times; and the doctors are telling me to stop ingesting ethanol. Can you believe those cis white males in the STEM field? They're telling me to give up on my dream? This is why I need feminism, so I can't be discriminated against for drinking ethanol so I can be a dragon. I thought this was 2015? Social justice should be all over this. Anyways, I told those doctors they were scum, and to check their privilege. I then went on Tumblr and posted about it, inciting a response from other rational, like-minded people; who then emailed the hospital, informing them of the oppression and getting those monster “doctors” fired. Being thankful to the awesome tumblr community, I bravely volunteered to spy on an internet cesspit known as 4chan. I was promptly triggered and asked them to stop, to which they proceeded to call me offensive words and posted even more triggering material. I then self-diagnosed myself with PTSD and told Tumblr about it. I was amazed with the outcome! They started a hashtag called #stop4Chan. That's when I decided to use the pronouns xe/xim/xer to describe my self. As well, I've started to wear some classier clothes, so now I wear a fedora. With great class comes great privilege, so I tell 4chan I'll hack them. That's how I decided I'm a dragonkin.