We like Guinea Pigs and Nans

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beautiful creatures. Saggy and wrinkly milk filled tits. Just sensational. They really are the perfect hobnob for your hard knob. Crunchy tits. The most jaw crackling nipples. Flaking with a creamy orange discharge. Soggy toenails, foot fetish anyone? Dirty gits. Saggy and wrinkly and moist. Grey, greasy and silky hairs. Freshly grown pubes. Fresh. Super fresh. Fresher than a nan eating sweetcorn on a winters morning. Giant, crunchy, shrivled up raisin flaps. So yummy. If you try eating her out, she will most likely eat you instead. If she's a couch potato, make it so you're the hot potato on her couch ;)

The rumble of the rich tea biscuits swirling around in her boiling hot cup of milky and diabetic cup of tea. Every swirl making the house rumble, the earth quake, hurricanes to spin. Nans, they really are amazing.

Watching her go up the stairs. On that 2mph seat that moves up and down the staircase. Sometimes, i tease my nan a bit though. I fiddle with the buttons on the remote. I jolt it slightly. Just so i can see her saggy tits smack against the wall. Oh wait...♥♥♥♥...i dont...my nan...is dead.........