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Somebody should do something about it!
after the guy (and i) finished, the girl sat up and that's when i saw it... her tits. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. i just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when i broke free of my stupor, i whispered "no hetero" but i fear it wasn't enough
Hands tied behind head
Blindfolded
Legs bent ♥♥♥♥♥up
It's time
For some anal play
Starting out with a few
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kisses
Lubing you up just right
Before I slide in a finger
Then two
A little moan
As I glide them
In and out
I'm wearing a strap on♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Lubing my rubber♥♥♥♥♥♥
Masturbating it as if it was real
Taking the tip and rubbing
Your hole
With a little push
In it goes
Beginning to thrust
Slow
Then fast
Grabbing your♥♥♥♥♥
Has you groaning
And moaning
Intense pleasure exploding
Sending your♥♥♥♥♥
Into ♥♥♥♥♥♥ic bliss
Has got me all hot
So leaving you all tied up
In your ecstasy state
I begin to masturbate
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SEND THIS TO YOUR LOCAL SUSHI RESTAURANT OR ELSE HE'S GONNA LUBE IT WITH HIS SLIMY TENTACLES!
pls
Or i rebord you
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What I'd normally use it for was after PE, I'd freeze time and go into the girls' locker rooms while they showered and look at their naked bodies. This was before I started masturbating, but I just got really excited seeing them nude.
I made a vow to myself to never abuse the powers for criminal acts, but I'll admit that I once stole pokemon cards and soda from the local store on some occasions. I felt bad afterwards of course.
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hope he/she/whatever integrates well
What do I do for the edge, what do I do. I guess the standard should do: "Don't add me if you're under level 9999, have a public/private/friends profile, breathe oxygen or have more than 0 friends. I'm a rude person that likes to use the "I'd rather be direct" excuse to be a stuck-up asshat instead of outright saying I'm an idiot."
Next thing, the faux wisdom. Uh... "beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart"? ♥♥♥♥ me, that thing's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and meaningless. Fits perfectly.
and btw 5.5 inches arent you ashamed, wouldnt be surprised if she had a bigger ♥♥♥♥ then you!
Regards Sadfrog - always here to help ... 5.5" lel
we were having sex (goliath) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥
GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)
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It's BAD to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEER and tell them how DISGUSTING they are
Not for sale
Just showing off
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[Points to latex glove]
Van's Father: This you can trust.
Cashew: The open bakery, baking cakes, cats on your lap, and the autism in your head.
Mark Wolff: Wrong! Billy! What is best in life?
Billy: Crush some jabronis. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their ripped pants.
Mark Wolff: That is good! That is good.
VOTING IF WE SHOULD BAN RUB FROM THIS GROUP IS STARTING JUST RIGHT NOW!!!!111
CAPTAINALLCAPSNOSPACEMLG
The listing follows:
- 1x 'Monster Black 20 inch' Dildo $89.99
- 1x Billy Herrington Action Figure $119.99
- 1x Van Darkholme Leather Suite $199.99
- 1x Ultra HD 'Deep Dark Fantasies' $14.99
- 6x Magnum condoms 'Size: Extra Small' $69.69
- 1x Slave Cosplay Handlocks $19.99
- 5x Cucumber $2.99
- 1x 'FeelsLikeBlood' Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $30.00
prices include Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
Now maybe you’ve seen my TEDx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day. You know, I read a book a day not to show off it’s again about the knowledge. In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little town across the country sleeping on a couch in a mobile home with only forty seven dollars in my bank account. I didn’t have a college degree, I had no opportunities.