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New Server, New Clan, New Stuff

Akkere — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:59:16 +0000

And we're back, miss us?

We've had quite some downtime, but we're back, with a new server, new clan, and a "new" gamemode.
The New clan is The Devil's Consortium, taking after our root as DB, but we figured its time to shed the snake skin and move into something new.
As for the gamemode, it's RP, so don't worry, but we've also got a twist to it. It involves a combat/build hybrid to it, with a Neutral town for those of you who want to start a peaceful, much more RP friendly business.
A lot of effort is going into this gamemode, and we've been working on a set of rules, FAQs, and even some in-game items such as vehicles and structures.
Okay, we need to stop calling it a gamemode. It's more of a "way of RP".
Here's a thread that will break down everything you might want to know.
http://devilsconsortium.forumotion.com/t3-the-territories-faq-most-of-everything-you-may-need-to-know#3

Server IP: 50.31.23.18:27015
Date of Significance: 2/11/12 (11/2/11)
^ That’s when we hold an “Expo” of sorts

If you have any questions, comment or try the group chat.

Oh, and one more thing. The first 20 people to enter the server will be given an extra 5 or 6k to start off with. Maybe more. This will help jump start the economy and get some businesses going.

Something big is coming...

Akkere — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 04:46:35 +0000

And it's going to be eye opening...

SHIT GOING DOWN

CannedCake — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 21:17:46 +0000

JAILS WILL BE BROKEN

SOLD THE SERVER

Akkere — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 03:24:57 +0000

...To invest in a strip club.
Yes, well. This was GOING to happen, let's be honest here, at SOME points, I DID mention that we were probably going to purchase a Devil's Box Strip Joint SOMEWHERE down the line. And this was how we are going to do it!
Yeah. Lot of profit to be made in a strip joint. It's also a family thing, as fathers take their sons to the strip joint to understand the female anatomy....

...
That and they are probably failing sex ed!
So things might be rocky with the server situation, but the good news is if you were an admin or were going to receive admin, you are eligible to apply to be a stripper. Seeing as most of the administration was males, we are happy to accept the male populous stripper. Surprisingly enough, there aren't too many male strippers out there in the world.

REGARDING ADMIN

Akkere — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 01:31:45 +0000

Alright, I'll shut up about the server. Its taking a while, but we're not going to Duke Nukem Forever it!
For now, I'm making a post regarding admin, or rather, posting the link to a post about admin.

http://thedevilsbox.forums-free.com/stuff-to-know-before-applying-t15.html

^ This will tell you just about everything you need to know if you want to be an admin, as well as some additional details we never mentioned before but have decided to bring up.

SERVER TO BE UP HOPEFULLY BY TOMORROW!

Akkere — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 23:03:40 +0000

The downtime ended up being a bit longer than we had expected, so this may have caused some of you to be a bit disgruntled, but there's no need to worry! Once we get it up, we will hopefully have new content soon after, to show we still care about you.

Speaking of caring, I thought I would share to you a fan letter and response I got, to show how much I adore you bundles of joy.

"Dear Devil's Box,
u guys r rlly gr8. I rlly luv ur survur. i hop u guys kep gon fur a lung tiem.

billy"
Aw. And for my response.
"Dear Billy,
You are rotten piece of shit waste of time. Why do you send this shit to my mailbox? I do not care about you, I do not care about you at all. I only want you for your money, you worthless sack of rancid baby fat.
And what kind of name is Billy? That sounds so cliche and generic. Your parents need to makeup something more creative, like Bobby or Brown or some shit.
I hope you get burnt alive from some serious car accident that crashes into your house and traps you into your room, where you will burn for decades and decades and decades.
Go kill yourself. Seriously.
Sincerely, Captain Akkere.
P.S. You don't have to do that last part. I'm coming over to finish the job. I don't even like my car...

SERVER IS GOING TO BE DOWN FOR A WEEK!

Akkere — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 23:59:12 +0000

For those of you regulars who support our server with your presence and shit, you might have got onto your Garry's Mod today and found the server is missing from your favorites (or for those who are too lazy, your history listings).
The server is down for a week for repairs. Running a server on self-owned hardware means that there is an upkeep to be managed, especially an overclocked one. Therefore, these things sometimes have to be sent in for repairs, namely, ours.
As a result it is going to be down for a week, but hopefully we will have a batch of new content to inject to the server, so its not like you're going to walk in finding nothing.
Until then, there's nothing much else to do about it.
A reccommended activity is to troll rival clans.

New updates!

Fastmoney Goon — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 17:12:25 +0000

A new job!
New weapons!
Admins jobs coming soon!

Tools fixed, server up!

Fastmoney Goon — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 15:18:37 +0000

I have fixed the following:
Fading door
Keypad/Keypad Cracker
Button
Stacker

If there are any more tool glitches report them to Action Bastard or Captain Akkere, or post on the group comments, thank you.

-Action Bastard

Gmod tools

Fastmoney Goon — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 01:07:41 +0000

Some tools are bugged and glitched, they will be fixed Sunday night and be working by monday morning.