why were there no vulcans on the Enterprise. IDK it just seems pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥

HBD to the best captain (Uh cant even remember the other's names... kinda suck)

HAPPY PICARD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it weird I wanna lick Sisco's bald head? or is this not that kinda group?

DS9 Lost Script, The Sound of Ye's Voice. A-Plot
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Sisco: "Doctor Bashir, how are you handing the cryogenics patients? There were a number of them still alive..."

Bashir: "Well lets see, most of them have been revived and are showing strong vitals... its just, a few of them are rather particular."

Sisco: "particular?"

Bashir: "It seems that a number of the frozen subjects were... Artists and musicians in their era, they're quit the struggle. I had to convince one that there was no 'Skete' aboard the station. And another wouldn't quit repeating a strange catch-phrase. Nico Nico something..."

Sisco: "I'm sure you can handle it Julian... How bad could it be, is that one of your patients over there?"

Chris Bores: "A space station? Talk about a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of ♥♥♥♥! What a bunch of ass burgers with a side of fries!

Klingon-Cowboy Bebop actually sounds ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome ngl

Paramount+ Anime Ideas:
1. Ye x Family
2. Attack on Skeete
3. Love Live! Picard
4. Klingon-Cowboy Bebop
5. Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Former Cardassian Space Station?

Guys, just wanted to let you know: there is a petaQ going around playing Darius support. Made me lose when I was playing Jinx (literally never happens) so be extra careful in que today. (Almost made me drop outa gold too...)

DS9 Cosplay TikTok Ideas

1. Odo Odo, you can call me Odo

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2. The crew dresses up as the cast of scooby doo

3. Kanye sent to the future duets with worf on golddigger.

4. Elon's a creep.... Elon's a weirdo....

5. Obrien THROWS IT BACK OORAH

As I reflect on DS9, a few months after I completed it, I often have one thought that sears throughout my mind. I've lost sleep over it. I've stopped eating. This thought, no... NEED has been a constant unwanted companion in recent time. For months, I've kept it to myself. I don't want anyone taking credit, yeah? But for me to find any semblance of peace, I must share it...

Why the ♥♥♥♥ did Shang Abi NEVER not even ONCE guest star on DS9?? He would make a perfect security officer under Odo's command. He's buff as hell, and his wee boogie would make the perfect plot for an episode. Why is that security officer getting down after every single thing?!?! Leave it to Quark and Odo to figure it out. BAM, BOOM, the episode writes itself. Maybe they shoulda had ME on the writing staff?? But all those pompous pricks wanna write about is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Bajoran ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Newsflash, idiots: NO. ONE. GIVES. ONE (1). SINGLE. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥. All Bajorans wanna do is delay literally EVERYTHING with dumbass rituals and waste Sisko's time. Shang Abi would never.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBM0D4Wudog

MANDELa EFFECT ALERT: “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine” used to be “Star Trek: Deep Space:Nine” there ysed to be another colon there. There was a colon between tge space and 9. We are now in a universe where there is no colon. The deep state they took the colon

Badass Episode Ideas! (Part I)
-Bashir, Garak, Worf and Rugal playing CoD Zombies, O'Brien replicates hash. (Rugal bites Garak cause he doesn't buy doors. Possible episode name, Kino der Tokkin' )
-A Holosuite malfunction in one of Bashir's programs creates a living, breathing clone of ancient Earth actor Robert De Niro. Him and Bashir debate vaccine effectiveness. (Possible episode name, Jabbedfellas )
-Sisko gets laid off from his position as captain and begins to act like "the most psycho guy in the Alpha Quadrant" (Possible episode name, When it Boutdoors, it Pours )

I’ve been working my little brain for ages now... how could they possibly do a crossover in the year 2020 where you can bring together the cast for TNG, DS9 and Vogafer...? Tthen I came up with a red letter idea. Perhaps DS9 is putting on a show, the whole crew is doing Clue! There are a few issues though, for one they can’t decide if they should do the ending where mr green (played by Odo) is actually a wizards of the coast board member excecuitive trying to retrieve his prized possession (his siege mastodon card OPOP) after losing it to a pirate deck. Or perhaps they could do the ending where mr yellow kills everyone on his first time back on Caitlin, (special arcanekin ending featuring powder). The voyager crew can help pick, maybe through the use of talking to laid off employees at a sports equipment store, or perhaps asking Vulcan school idols.

From there I’d say that there is an issue with a member of the cast. Rom be lying on the floor like a bastard, and is just a wee ♥♥♥♥♥ actor, really ticks off Sisko... so he calls up Picard and asks if he has any spare actors. So he sends out a team consisting of Data, Riker and Warf to find the suitable replacement. They end up picking up a Capybara, coconut doggy haha :Dddd so coot:) but then It’s pill time and Picard accidentally leaves him on planet... so Picard has to play the roll I guess...

Ok, riddle this: the episode "family business" except moogie, quark and rom's mother, is replaced by mooguy, a quebecoise fellow who is illegally selling poutine. what do you think.

DS9 Lost Script, "Shadows in Gullywash", C-Plot
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Bashir: "Ah! Chief! Did you get a chance to try out my Sumerian Holosuite program?"

O'Brien: "No Julian, I didn't. I'm a married man, not a Sumercoomer."

Bashir: "Frankly, this notion of the existence of 'Sumercoomers' is pure nonsense. My program is barely Arthurian..."

O'Brien: "Barely Arthurian?! Quark told me it was his favorite program. That doesn't exactly inspire thoughts of non-dude-bro fun. (Looking at his console) That's odd."

Bashir: "What is it?"

O'Brien: "I'm reading a matter stream materializing in Ops. It's a transporter signal! It's originating from... Quahog?"

Stewie: "(Materializes) Hello, O'Brien."

DS9 Lost Script "Shadows in Gullywash - B-Plot"
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Quark: "I can't believe I missed the gold plated Latinum crate unboxing on the promenade because my of my idiot brother asking me to play Wario-ware..."

Garak: "I wouldn't worry... I've heard all they unboxed were strange Disruptors and a few Killstreak Platsburgers... At least you weren't playing Mario cart. I've seen what that does to a man."

Odo: "Yes Quark, it wouldn't have mattered anyway... You would have ruined the unboxings, you're soft as hell... thats why you're always trying to con people out of their hard ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Benito gifs and Amongus anime girls.

Rom : "Its not true, Wario-Ware was fun, Federation officers are so bad at frogger! And dear brother, you managed to win that copy of the Big asian dancing guy - compilation!

Quark : That's it! Rom! I'll charge people their funny bingus Benito gifs to watch Shang Abi and the xue hua piao piao egg man in the bar! Sometimes I forget that you're a true Fenengi Yes man player!

Rom: "The Love Live Experience :Bajor Here we come!"

DS9 Lost Script, "Shadows in Gullywash"
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Worf: "We are being hailed Captain. They call themselves... Wii Sports"

Sisko: "On screen, Mr. Worf"

Worf: "They are requesting not to use VC Captain. They wish to use text only."

Sisko: "Hmmm... This could be a Dominion trick. Shields up and lock on the Revenge Crits..."

Worf: "Sir? Revenge Crits...? What are-?"

Sisko: "You're the third person to ask me! Doesn't anybody here know about them?! (beat) You know the Frontier Justice? When you get kills with your sentry, and it's destroyed, whether by your-"

Worf: "I have heard of this weapon Captain. It is not the tool of a Klingon Warrior. It is a dishonorable weapon only found in the... Outdoor Windhelm Exchange."

Sisko: "Your disdain is noted, Commander. Now, lock on the crits, and tell them their medic sucks."

wow what a great and timeless show

The name is Umi B. Bubba.
the B stands for Boutdoor Gear Exchange brand cardboard military uniform

The name is Worf G. Sonoda.
The G stands for... Grussy...

Okay I'll say what everyone is thinking. DS9 is cringe, like not cool at all. I think the most apt compareraisin is DS9 is Hunt Showdown (BORING!!!!!!!!!) and TNG is 100% Orange Juice. (AWESOME COOL FUNNY INSPIRING SMART FUN WELL WRITTEN!!!!!!!!) DS9 Fans the type of grogu grimer grussy mfs who be reading catcher in the rye. Uhhhh catch me reading
DanganronpaTrigger Happy Havoc Anniversary Edition for Nintendo Switch :////

I relate to TheMuffinMan295. I, too, have seen and enjoy Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

I love Star Trek: Deep Space nine so much. Underrated in my eyes tbh.

Tell me about it... Certainly the worst offender is S6 ep9 "Platelet with a Chainsaw".. Normally, I love Martok to bits, but when he requests to change his name to "MARduck", it really broke my belief in the universe. Meanwhile, Odo is trying to find a murderer on the station that goes by the alias "Platelet", undoubtedly a reference to the early 21st century anime "Cells at Work".(Worf mentions a Klingon Opera entitled "David Production"). On top of that, Sisko is pressuring Quark to put a "Doge" program in the in the Holosuites, but it keeps using various swears and slurs. See, the problem was they got their research wrong and put in the late 2010s Doge where he swears and is crude, not the funny one that says "much wow" and what not.

Anyway, Odo discovers that the killer going by "Platelet" is actually a green frog on a unicycle, running people over. Odo shape-shifts into a cave-dwelling sponge that poses in the way to stop the amphibian, causing him to fly into a bulkhead and suffer severe head trauma. Bashir tries to save him, but the damage slowly overtakes the murderer's body. His final words were "o ♥♥♥♥ waddup". Definitely one to skip..

I am starting to have real issues with the more problematic episodes of the later seasons. S6 ep3 Bashir getting really into some strange thing called "animemes" its very odd and out of character. He even starts sexualising a strange character named for a part of the blood. Im very uncomofrtable with this characterization and it seems the rest of the cast felt the same. The scene where Odo told Bashirhow cringe anime is was pretty satisifying, along with Sisko trying to get him to watch Komi-San with him instead of some strange soft-core pornography. but he just keeps talking about something called a zero two? I didn't really get that one. And thergument with Quark in the bar about lewding platlets? man I just feel like this arc was done so much better in TNG when Wesley fell into that gorilla pit at the Cincinnati Zoo and Data got really mad at him after for what the had to do to that funny ape. At least the B plot about Warf reading Jojos and getting really bad BO was pretty good.

Mister Benchl, bring me a knight
Make him of cardboard, then he looking ayte
Ensure that he is built like a sneeder
And make sure he's a meat nuts eater

you prattling buffoon, perhaps if you had half the IQ of the average Pakled you'd see that cookies are the blowiest cringe-ass cardboard knight lookin pizza ♥♥♥♥ dessert....
MonkaS Bashir kinnies prolly also like Odo... nuff said bench...

It took me the month of September to read this, I have a few things to say.
A. Iced cream is certainly not the best dessert item (that award goes to cookies, without a doubt).

B. Why the flying heck would I want to eat anything off another being (besides your mom of course).

C. Menschls who hate on Kappa Bashir are just absolute base-heads. Perhaps if you did anything other than fart on and on about Servants you would understand your condition of base-headedness.

Despite my claims, you are more than welcome to engage in argumentative discourse, however, as the late, great Shakespeare said "I Would Challenge You To a Battle of Wits, But I See You Are Unarmed".

Worf and ice cream: A Trek-themed Retrospective; Or what it would be like to eat Iced-Cream off of Lieutenant Worf's chest.
Ice-cream, a classic dessert enjoyed by people of all nations, Trekkies (alpha-males and females), and star wars cringe babies alike.
Make from a bunch of yummy stuff and it's really cold. It makes everyone really glad when they taste it, kinda hella underrated if you ask me. Truly it is universal to the human experience, like even ppl in the middle of the jungle enjoy that ♥♥♥♥ tbh.
Then there is Worf, he is really nice, I like him, he is funny and strong, and cool and a good dad ( >:(( DOnt say otherwise sheesh man give him a break he's had a tough wee life. Virgin Bashir Kinnies who speak against him I know you are tribble ass-red shirts.) He wins so many

fights, he is very clever and honourable and is very in shape and handsome. Basically I kin him and he is the most based and hella powerful. Any trekster knows mans build like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ truck. I would very much like to eat ice-cream not only with worf (that would be pretty cool, I'll write another time about how bad ass it would be to get Ice-cream with him. Maybe walk around church street in Burlington ya know?) but It would also be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tight as hell to eat it off of his chest. You might be like aright, thats gross, what the ♥♥♥♥ mans. Okay but think about it a little more you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron :/

Okay, you considered it for a sec? Like worf is such a nice guy, the conversation would be pretty delightful, he's smart as ♥♥♥♥. Man is a hella high rank in starfleet and has many life experiences, if you get to know him before you for for the wee ice-cream experience it will be easy as hell to have a pleasant chat while you eat some IC (Ice cream :///) with him. As long as there is nothing dishonourable going on you'd totally be able to get to do this. He'd let Data do it, He'd probably let teleporter chief o'bradley do it as well. Additionally its a brand new experience, something that

would be pretty exciting to try. Only a coward wouldn't give it a shot and a wee coward Worf is not. Kinda the most chad like of all Klingons present in the series. He also just lightens up throughout the series ya know, he becomes a pretty chill dude able to chillable from time to time and perhaps allow for his fellow crewmmates to eat some IC (you know what it means now :smart as hell right>":)) Underneath that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Star fleet uniform that Klingon fella most likely has a sixteen pack, or perhaps a twenty pack idunno how that ♥♥♥♥ reallly works with people to be honest but he can do some seriously powerful ♥♥♥♥. I mean Data more powerful, and Sevne of Nine is probably just as powerful but if you eat ice-cream on

them they'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ electricute you doofis. Ouch man it would melt all the ice cream as well and just slide off their cold robotic bodies. Can't really think of anyone else that strong. Maybe Odo, Idunno I don't really think he's that worth talking about to be honest. Like hes a pretty chill cop MF but he's really gross. Right? Like mf slimey ass changer mf. Klingons are a little but built different but still pretty cool, you can still see Michael Dorn underneath all that make-up bein kinda handsome. Not looking Ferengi or anything.
like seriously. He ain't that hairy, mf you aren't gonna get hair in the ice-cream esp if you eat it quick there won't be any meltage. Dude's got four nippies, seriously remember four nipples so all your ice-cream will securely sit on top of his chest without going anywhere. One might see them

as a place to keep the ice-cream secure. Like we said too, Worf also got a freakin six pack bro, like he's hella jacked. almost Everyone else in starfleet is pudgy as hell. Look at picard, mf sorta in shape but barely. Then you got Sisko, pudgy mf like hit the gym :/// you're in starfleet man show a little respect. If you tried to eat ice-cream off these guys you know its ah slippin' and ah slidin' all down them. ALso If I had to bet I'd be willing to guess that the replicator can create IC (Ice-Cream :_) ) That won't jsut melt in a few minutes it will probably take a while actually so theyd look foolish with cold ass icedcream on the floor.

So now that we established that Worf is a baller ass MF who is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ based and also probably the best possible ice-cream receptacle we can really get down to the most important business which would be describing what it would be like. First off you gotta pick which kind of ice-cream you'd be getting. Nothing too fancy but gotta be something high quality. Worf wouldn't accept ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hannafords or ben and jerry's ya know

gotta get something in the middle. So i'd say ask the replicator to get some Hood. And same goes for the flavour, can't be basic ass bitchly ♥♥♥♥♥ like vanilla or no prickcentric ass special flavour of the month, Tonight-Doe Phish-food goofy ass flavors. A Kklingon warrior would probably like Mint-Chocolate chip or Maybe cherry. Those are my favorite flavors too :smile_stick_out_tongue_wee_bit_cheeky: ya know im kinda like worf haha I really like him :)) But thats off topic I'll write soimething like that when I write about our best buddy trip around Chittenden county where we all have a great freaking time.
Man would probably be a bit embaressed cuz this is pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird, but I think anyone present in the room would be. but its all for fun and

games theres nothing to worry about tee-hee. I think one gallon would suffice ya know, if its only two people present or maybe a couple more you dont need that much ice-cream esp cuz Worf probably wont have that much considering the eating angle would be pretty akward. Gotta like mostly stay laying down but lift up your head and one arm with a spoon and try and shovel that ice cream without knocking that ♥♥♥♥ around. Yeah so hes mostly gotta chill out. ♥♥♥♥ man eight thousand characters is a lot. Almost there though hooh Jaysus. Ice-Cream Ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream worf worf worf worf worf star trek ice cream ice cream worf star trek ice cream. Eating that ice cream would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ baller cuz it would feel like you were eating on steal. Ya know ur spoon would hit worf's

chest and like damn that ♥♥♥♥ is like iron ore from MC. That way you dont scoop too much, because if you do you know that this little ice-creamathon finna end really quickly and that would blow. Of course you dont wanna go to slow either, it would probably be a pretty quick experience or he gunna get pissed. He still has a job to do on the ship/psacespace station so best you move quick with that ♥♥♥♥. Once you're done he's gonna have to take a shower and you've gotta clean up ice cream and ♥♥♥♥, and any of the other people who were there probably have to do the dishes because you have to use an ice-cream scooper and a bunch of spoons to be eating with. It would be kinda fun and quierky haha, men who are full of wisdom would 100% take this opprotunity if they were given it. Unless they were stupid redshirters. Perhaps this could be

added to the special events of captain picard day, I haven't even mentioned if this would work with Riker. Thats a whole other thing thogh lkike yheah psh. Perhaps its a wee little Klingon tradition as well. Ice-cream with Martok????! That would be the most based of all possible freakin klingon traditions for sureionero. sjf;alskdjfal;skdjf;laksd jfl; kasdjfol;kasd jf;lkawERJRFOP[AIWKL EJFASOID JFAWODIFJLKAjfdokjlkJLK;JL;Kjl kjdsflkjasdflkjasdf;l kjsadfl;kjsadfolkjasdflkjsdvolijsdoaifvj awo pierfjowsdf sdlkfjhsalkdfj;lkasdjflkasdjfl;kasjd sdafl;kjweopifujasdlsakd;fjasd Lesson of the week, this ♥♥♥♥ would ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rule man. Like seriously, I'm the biggest Worf kin in the universe so I'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know ya know. Hes ♥♥♥♥♥♥ copol as hell. skdljfl;kasjmdf;lkasjdf;lkasdj flkas;djf ;laskdj f ;lkasjdvl;kzxjcvl;kasdjvf;oilaskfj wopier;jfrasopidf j asodk fjmasldkfjasld okay 8000.

My apologies for the misplaced content, but I cannot find this "gone wild :0" page. Perhaps it does not exist? Now, I am not calling you a liar, but you often tell a series of half-truths when it comes to this sort of thing. I will ask you to be straight with me, tractor user, or I will be forced to take legal action against this constant abuse of the truth.

As a moderator of this chat I'm going to ask you to remove this disrespectful comment.

We don't approve of such sexual comments and im gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flip if you post another like that arighty? We have a NSFW group called Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Fans (gone wild :O ) and I'd prefer for you to bring such pornographic and smut filled commentary to that group.

Anyway tomorrow I will be posting a full length 8000 character explanation of what it would be like to eat ice-cream off of Worf's abs.

Bashir just imagined a more submissive version of myself and now there's a clone of me that exists only to ♥♥♥♥ him.

Star trek blows.... knee hehe its a lie >:))))

Major Kira just set my house on fire

Knee He He, I hear that Star Trek is pretty cool. What do we think?