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Results of Meeting

It's Tokarev — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 06:39:40 +0000

Idonnolol.

Anyway those who want to stay on in cef say aye in the comments.

THE RESULTS AS COLLECTED BY FIER:

Scrim Lineup:

Eric- No
Fuzzy- No
Cupcake.Ethan - No
Venge - No Reply
Lead Cupcake - Yes
Fluffy - Yes

Prod - Yes
CHC - Yes
Powerchu - No Reply
RQ/Conquer - No Reply
Fagsta - whutevurlawliduncaer

Amit not included beacause this decision only affects us.

Pre AFL Community Event?

It's Tokarev — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 09:45:12 +0000

Uh,

this. -> http://asiafortress.com/thread-85.html

Join if you want but read the thread first.

The End Is Nigh D:

G. — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 09:38:52 +0000

So yeah, I have a small break before my second-to-last A level and I noticed that basically, I was a fail leader. Our weekly scrim thing is in shambles and tbh, we all play arena and pubs more anyway. SO yeah, I'm saying we call it quits with this clan/ w.e this is and go back to pubbing? what do u think

Weekly XGN C:

It's Tokarev — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 10:31:11 +0000

Today's steamroll sponsored by XGN.

Granary 0-5 to XGN

Badlands 0-5 to XGN
Sub: Acel.

Player lists when I can remember who played where.

weekly with xgn called off

balnor the brave — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:55:48 +0000

everyone is being gay and not being online, so i call off scrim

bad englis weens.

Today's News

balnor the brave — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 11:34:28 +0000

SATURDAY, 20 FEBRUARY, 2010

Scrim against XGN
Map: Badlands
ERIC'DIT:
MY MOM'S CAR
CEF: 3
XGN: 4
we failed

however, there was much improvement. We got f cked in the first few rounds because fakie went off to play some game or some shit

luckily, we got saved by subs with impeccable timing, switching out one after another.(apart from apel)
they were: braaaa/brite, Kin, Minah, zoey/enolite/asscunt/apel

We managed to push hard and harder, eventually gaining 3 points. We might have lost in the end, but at least, we proved we're not a buncha useless shits.

=D
Our Lineup:
Scouts: Kris, Eric
Soldiers: FuzzyLumkins, Minah(Thanks for subbing!)
Demoman/wannabe hoovy: Venge~
Medic: Zoey/Apel/Enolite/SON OF A BITCH/FUCK FACE/ASSHOLE/FUCKING BITCH SHIT ASSCUNT/nice guy(Thanks for subbing! Now in cef)

KrisEdit:
Scrim against PGTF2
Badlands:
5-1 to CeF

Scouts: Eric, Crystal
Medic : Zoey
Demo/HOOVY: Venge
Soldiers:Fuzzy, Camroon

Well:
5-0 to CeF

Scouts: Eric/Crystal, Camroon
Medic : Zoey
Demo/HOOVY: Venge
Soldiers: Eric/Crystal, Fuzzy
Robzta was here too but I forgot what class he played. SO THERE.

Well done guys but dont get complancent :D
From what I experienced, we are not out of the woods yet.
While there was communication, most of the time too many were talking at the same time.
Like Camroon said, chill. Really, I dont see any real reason to take a scrim like your life depended on it.

Good job guys, keep it up.

Skreem next week

balnor the brave — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 17:39:34 +0000

At Saturday, 9.30 p.m., next week, with PGTF2

Be there or be square.

Post comments and tell me if you can make it or not

Scrim today at 5pm....

balnor the brave — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 08:21:18 +0000

Is off.

XGN called it off 'cause of CNY, and frankly, I have stuff to do today too.

(Like eating my ass out at reunion dinnar)

CeF. Medic Guide for the Not-Medics.

It's Tokarev — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:19:28 +0000

I was going to write this myself but then I noticed kris wrote plenty on this already so imma just copy pasta the original [mostly] FML medik guide.

Take note that all info was written before the WAR update and may not be 100% accurate.

Also this is just kris ranting with some sense thown in so I will edit as necessary to add comments and view points from other medics to form a complete guide for you non-medics.

Warning: anyone caught editing without permission or with nonsense will be subject to no healing during matches [Fluffy, take note].

The part that concerns the rest of you is as follows:

1.IF YOU ARE NOT INJURED IN ANY WAY/ALREADY OVERHEALED, DO NOT PRESS E.
I am tired of chasing down a bubble that leads to a overhealed scout
when the demo/heavy following me is critially injured.

2.If you injury is light and the medic is busy in another more injured
teammate, WAIT YOUR TURN.

3.If your injury is more serious than the teammate being healed or critical,
notify the medic.

4.While waiting your turn or being healed, DEFEND THE MEDIC.
Nothing annoys me more than *Insert Class Here* who just stood there and watched both
medic and patient get killed (As a medic).

5.USE THE OTHER VOICE COMMANDS unless you have a working mic AND ARE USING IT BUT NOT TO SPAM.
MEDIC!MEDIC!MEEDIC! DOES NOT MEAN THE MEDIC IS GOING TO UBER/KRITZ YOU AS HE/SHE CANNOT TELL
IF YOU WANT HEALS OR THE UBER/KRITZ.

6.SPAMMING MEDIC CALLS WILL EARN YOU NO HEALING.
Filtering through 20+ medic bubbles with a team of 5[4+med] IS ANNOYING AND DOES NOT HELP.

7.Medic Decides Not You.
Unless the situation calls for it, the medic will decide. If the medic is on fire and running away,
stop the pyro from finishing his work OR put the medic out! <- PYROS TAKE REAL CLOSE ATTENTION TO THIS.

8.Call Distance.
Do not call from half the map away. Seek the medic and do not run off once within sight.

9.DEFEND THE MEDIC.
The medic's job is not to fight but to keep you fighting SO DEFEND THEM AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

10.Line Of Sight.
If the medic cannot see you, he/she cannot heal you! MEDICS ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATHS
CAUSED BY RUNNING OFF.

CLASS SPECIFIC:

SCOUTS- DO NOT HOP AROUND THE MEDIC'S HEAD WHILE PRESSING E.
It is near impossible to get the beam on you.

SOLDIERS- If you intention is to rocket jump, TELL THE MEDIC.
Equilizers take note: tell med if no want heals,
Switch away from equlizer if want heals.

SNIPERS- Jarate is a burning medic's friend on maps with no health or water!
Likewise, the medic is your friend untill you get headshotted.

PYROS- SPYCHECK.
SPIES BURN. FLAMETHROWER AMMO IS PLENTIFUL. M2 ON FLAMETHROWER MAKES BURNING FRIENDLY MEDICS LOVE YOU.

ENGINEERS- ERECT A DISPENSER ASAP.
Upgraded sentries are helpful but not as much as a well placed upgraded dispenser + lvl 1 sentry.

HEAVIES- Leetle doktor make you bulletproof, da? Sasha/Natasha no like when you hide like
coward from leetle baby enemies when bulletproof!

DEMOS- Same as Soldiers.

OTHER MEDS- Keep your Komrades alive! Do not sit on your uber when your komrade is under fire!
Keeping your Komrades safe will turn the tides in your favour!

SPIES- Intelligence is key!
If you see the what that snake disguised into, WARN THE TEAM ABOUT IT.
Notifing you team can and will save them from ambushes, flanking and FACESTABBING.

You WILL find this guide informative.

Er...what?

za warudo — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 11:31:29 +0000

I dont know why but i have this feeling we are all dead, is it just me or? Well i dont know. I cannot feel the bond in this group where is the together-ness and the fun we had? And I am really disheartened to hear about fluffy's rant.

Fluffy, this is a note to you. Its a game, we arnt doing this for competitions. Try this, when you get really really mad just sit back for 30 seconds or less and take a breather also tell yourself to have fun. This is usually what i do when i get really really mad. Once i almost smash my monitor with my fist ( I DONT KNOW WHY DONT ASK! :3 ). To the others also, dont pressurise one another. The key to winning is to relax, dont get too relaxed though. (JUST HAVE FUN AND NTH WILL GO WRONG).

Back to the point, i dont get how come u guys get so srs over stuffs arnt we suppose to have fun and do shit around? Well i hope amit will be back soon so we can get CEF back into shape like how we started out. Peace! :3

P.S. Why the hell am I even posting this? Am I bored?