hello
how want a immortal hook of pudge
?

There once, was a time, where the almighty crab lord walked the earth. He began in a humble beach, eating insects, and pinchin peoples feet like a gentleman. then came the lobsters, after the lobsters, people forgot about the almighty crab lord. The crab lord had overheard talk of paris hilton on the very same beach. In order to establish his fame, the almighty placed himself inside her pants. this is how Paris Hilton got crabs. -The End

My children, tis the time to praise the crab god, and cook them lobsters

Love You ;3

CRAB PEOPLE

America > England

Hello sexys

America ♥♥♥♥ yeah