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A Gaming Company

Company Name: CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet
CEO: Better|Off|Dead

Company Motto: "You can play the game of life, or you can play the best games ever and buy everything 'cause it's CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet Time!" - abcxyq

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First game: Dennis the Porcupine

It's about a porcupine named Dennis (!) working an office job stapling paper together for absolutely no reason. He works the best he can, hindered only by his slacker work ethic and competition of super-efficient robotic co-workers, but alas his boss is finally fed up with him, and literally kicks him straight out of the building.

As Dennis the Porcupine, you must use your speed, your wits, and the two staplers you had tightly clenched in your fists as you fell out the window, to race through various levels and destroy robots and hedgehogs and stuff so that you can finally get your ultimate revenge and apply for a management position at a competing company!

This game would be for Gameboy Advance, Coleco Vision, Nintendo 64, Playstation 2, iPod Nano, Scientific Calculator and Windows 95-XP (but not 98 or 2000).

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Dennis the Porcupine was competition.

2010년 8월 5일 - SerenityRose | 댓글 0개

In hopes to beat CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet's in sales EA is releasing a game called Tom the Platypus.

Redwood City, California- In a press conference EA has announced Tom the Platypus to compete with CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet's Dennis the Porcupine. Future Details will be released at a press conference in coming days.

Employee Roster

2010년 8월 2일 - SerenityRose | 댓글 0개

Employees Job: Employees Name (Note)

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Lead Designer: General Balls (He fires people (I thought the boss did that?) writes blogs entries on our amazing blog made with flash)

Head Chef: notavirus.exe (Sorry, but you are! )

Janitor: franjrp92 (Should be cleaning out the toilets right now)

Profesional Leaker: Linblum (No not the pee type leek. This guy leaks the game so we gain publicity! )

Courier: bobsmith101 (Does stuff)

<Important Job Insert Here>: DaedricFire (He finds out what colour blood is so we get it correct in our games + he also gets us donouts in which we must have)

Coffee 'MAN': SaneDunk (If you don't get it right, this guy notices. And complains )

Script Kiddie: Exit_ (Works in the basment)

Company Assassin: STEELCITY32 (Not sure what he does... never been able to track him down )

PR Executive: Blinxx (Maintains public image and leaks the leaks about leaking. Also part time receptionist when no one can be bothered to answer their phones)

Begger Outside Office: Jinoruizraged (He begs for money | Sorry but you can )

Miner: Bugs Bunny (Currently mining out more room for out script kiddie. 2 minutes ago he passed the metro. Maybe boss should have a word with him...)

Health Inspector: SgtKaboose (Never seems to be around... I think its just safer not being in the building *new* Reports that he has been locked up inside the building, if anyone has any information on this please respond. We need our Health Inspector back!!)

Spy: RYANTREMBLAY (Currently Activision CEO. You make us proud RYANTREMBLAY!)

PR Guy: Killroyomega (Does things...)

Office Chaplin: Seth.Sekhmet (Go to him if you need a mana refil!)

Support Team: Benji90 (Tells them they hold their mouse the wrong way and also to stop feeding them)

Security Guard: Wolf-Enabled (Amazing chap here. Does everything no one wants him to do)

Pimp: ZackFair (Pimps around...)

Level Designer: hellslayer (He makes poor maps but not one blames him. He just came from Activision)

2nd Professional Leaker: danisson (Gains publicity for us)

Assistant Regional Manager: Bearkin (I think this guys actually taking this thread seriously <.<)

Extra: real4xor (Gets in all the photos and publicity shoots)

Vice President: abcxyq (In charge of making arbitrary decisions - Whatever that is...)

Personal Magician: 5UB (Cheers everyone up with a trick or two. Awww)

Enviroment Artist: LATTEH (Makes things in MS Paint)

Assistant Deputy Backup Coffee Girl: spacebug (Works when SaneDunk dosnt, very helpful...)

Audiophile: g859 (Buys and tests out our high end stereo for our offices. Also a giveaway of headphones in the lobby, so get there quick!)

Animation and Character Designs:GirlPower23 (Makes crappy and spazzy animations for us. I belive when I last had a look, she was working in 8 bit colours for the characters)

Fininacial Assistant: yoops (Makes sure we are getting as much + more than we deserve. Also tells us when we make a bad mistake but we all just shout "Yoops!")

Personal Hat Stand: Sirhc Nacnud (Stands in the lobby. Good at holding hats)

Vehicle Artist: DOE_JOHN88 (Draws cars all day but never passed them onto the moddeling team)

Office Building: MyNameDidntFit (Dont ask - And Bugs Bunny, he got the job!)

Office Creep: Xezium (No one told him he was fired)

Secretary: Xia (Makes bonfires from paper all day - This is good office spirit)

Recruitment Manager: devilsrefugee (Hires all the lowlifes so they have better lives than we have had. We are a good company at the heart (Presumably at MyNameDidntFit's heart))

Head of Intergalactic Sales:Goro421 (Wears tin foil hat)

Creative Director: Stickman (Has a compass. Thus, can provide directions, thu