THAT'S RIGHT LEAVE THIS GROUP

I have a reasonable belief that 'Lord Puppetmaster' is a phisher.

He just sent me a link to a stupidly-named website, and probably thinks I was stupid enough to click it. Just a heads-up to the rest of you.

OH GOD, WERE ALL ZOMBIES

Dear Princess Celestia...

Well, it's been a while since I sent you a letter, huh? Well, I'll skip the formalities, since I know how busy you are. We'll get straight down to business.

I've been working on the transcript you asked me to write. I'll say right now, not to toot my own horn, but it's coming along rather nicely. I've almost finished up the first section of it, and Mr. Shock's making some headway into the visual of it. However, we seem to have hit a little wall. The lead of Project CHAOS, Mr. Zee has felt a bit uncertain about the project, and refuses to co-produce it until he begins seeing some results.

Unfortunately, we were unable to contact the mares we recruited for voicework. Therefore, I must make a request of you: can you please have the Equestrian Royal Guard's Recruiting Offices place notices around Equestria for our recruitment? We'll take any and all auditions for the parts.

The parts we require come as follows:
-Miss Sparkle
-Miss Rarity
-Miss Applejack
-Miss Dash
-Miss Pie
-Mr. Spike
-Captain Aquilinus
-Yourself, Princess
-Your Sister, Princess Luna

Should anypony come to you with wishes for performing said voicework, tell them to report to this location:
http://www.youtube.com/user/JaxStern256?feature=mhee

In a short time, there shall be a list of instructions there on how to audition.

And should anypony wish to have a small sample of what they shall be voicing, should they be recruited, tell them to report here:
http://www.youtube.com/user/SUPERMARIOGALAXY13#p/a

Mr. Zee has aquired quite the collection of samples from our earlier work, titling it the “Saturated” series. Tell them to view those if they wish to have a sample.

Well then, Princess, I thank you for taking some time out of your busy schedule to take note of this. I hope to hear a quick response from you in due time.


Your faithful friend,
Sketch the Outlander

Everyone have a nice day, relax, anjoy yourself. This day only comes once a year ya know :P