I just got on Steam and saw I was apart of this club thing so what the heck why not say HELLO [\spoiler]

Dear Mr. Brando, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a Joestar...
...and a Salad...
...and a Nazi...
...a MILF...
...and a Motorized Vehicle...
Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

*ahem* ...... WAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLE

BACON?!

Grits

Bacon

Eggs