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Why Not Try This On For Size?

Studebaker Suckoff — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 20:52:49 +0000

Have you ever gotten to the point in your life where you just really wanna make it? Have you ever had someone ask you, "How do you wanna make it, mister?"

I'm here to show you JUST HOW to make it. With my new Shoesby's™ brand Shoe Fitting Devices, you'll always get the right fit, the FIRST time.

No more cramming your feet into those uncomfortable tiny shoes. The future of footwear is here and it's Shoesby's™.

So "stride right" on in to your local Payless Shoe store to check out Shoesby's™.

Shoesby's™. A revolution in footwear.

Great Job(s)

Studebaker Suckoff — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 04:10:02 +0000

Let's take a look, America. Let's take a good, long, hard look at all the greatest jobs in our history. Linda Lovelace's blowjob in Deep Throat is clearly the best. I defy you to name a better job :)

Global Warming: Black People's Fault?

Studebaker Suckoff — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 08:18:47 +0000

It's the hottest summer in recorded history and no one is to blame but niggers. If they wouldn't play that rap music so loud the ice caps wouldn't melt.

Is this heat wave really the fault of blacks? We'll let you decide, but the answer is yes.

"This is important, because sea ice reflects incoming solar radiation back to space," said CNN Meteorologist Taylor Ward. "It's also important to note that I hate niggers."

Congratulations America

Cold Stoned Steven — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 03:39:51 +0000

Dominos has done it again. Dominos New Pizza Fingers revolutionary tasters choice from Dominos. Bring home a box today.

We took the sauce and we flipped it. We flipped the script guys. Dominos is back again this time. We've done it. We've taken the dominos you loved and stirred things up a bit. We're back. The New Dominos from Domingos Pizza Blows. Get it Now, fucking idiot.

Big News You Can Use!

Studebaker Suckoff — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 23:07:59 +0000

The "Group" is back in action! Get ready for more frags than ever before, because it's time to crank up the pwnage dial on the nubs!

Good Post Update

Studebaker Suckoff — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 07:05:26 +0000

This Update Is Good

This Just In:

Good News :)

New Admins!

Studebaker Suckoff — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 22:02:03 +0000

Since a lot of you need to be banned and I'm way too busy, I've promoted a new admin.

This Just In!

Studebaker Suckoff — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:58:22 +0000

Just a heads-up to anyone playing the Left 4 Dead Demo...

If you don't make sure to always shoot the bad guys off of me first, you're out of the clan. Sorry guys, some of you have just been too slow with your in-game reactions. This is the last warning before I kick you from the group.

This group started as a humble Harry Potter Fan Fic Anime Roleplay Group. We're a serious, dedicated group of 15 up aged adults who don't want to deal with any "guff" from you guys out there on the internet. So just remember this: If you don't speed up your in-game response time, I'm going to kick you out of the group.

P.S. Please remember to fill out your GamerTimer GamerScore GameCard GamerCards properly, or you're kicked from the group.

P.P.S. You're all kicked from the group.

GamerScore Achievement Unlocks

Studebaker Suckoff — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 07:13:12 +0000

Just a quick tip for everyone out there; If you want to make sure you get the best video game results, shoot the enemies with your video game weapon.

I'll be kicking anyone who can't get the number one ranking in my Counter Strike Source server out of this Steam group. This is your last warning.

Just remember to fill out your GamerTimer GamerScore GamerTimerClocks properly, okay guys? It's my way or the high way. I know you edited those world championship replays so it looks like you won. Nobody believes you. I won. I'm the one who really beat the video game Super Mario.

New Group Orders

Studebaker Suckoff — Sat, 17 May 2008 05:53:57 +0000

Pay close attention, guys. This is your last chance. I'm going to kick you out of the group if you don't pay attention this time. GamerScore GamerTimer GameCards are the ONLY way we can actively track your playing stats, so if you don't properly fill out your cards, you're out of the group. I'm 100% serious about this. The problem has gone on too long for me to idly sit by and miss out on game stats, just because some of you are *sigh* disappointingly slow-paced in-game.