Attention all squires of Binksville, it has come to our attention that a new disease has spread throughout the slum known as Binksville. This disease is Robotosis. First it was infecting the dogs, Squire and Lee began showing symptoms such as robo-barking and robo-grease eating. This is truly a fortunate event. On the day of the worm, a small goblinoid being emerged from the muck with robotosis flowing through his toes, this is very bad. Teacher Steve once told me, that "if you are going to sludge the muck, first let the muck move south-east towards the local bay area where 26 jiffers will approach you, and will gift you with a stevecoin". This teaching taught me that the binksville health department does not exist, and never will, god bless. The first sign of robotosis will often go unnoticed, however you must be extremely careful with the second sign of robotosis as it will go unnoticed. The third sign of robotosis will go unnoticed. The following signs of robotosis will start to genetically change your fortnite DNA into robo-DNA, and you will morph into robo-kevin. I hate Sicle Co. Please report any signs of robotosis to the mischevious fish, so he can ignore you. Do you guys know the time? It's time to get a watch. And its time to cure the robotosis plague that has infected Mr. Sicle since 1784. God bless Binksville. God bless chat-LeeBT Dingel robo cheeks. God bless baldbine shiny meat taco.

Squires of our great empire Binksville, please understand that this is an urgent request. For those who are unaware, within the Dark and Darker Lands trouble has been brewing (We are not referring to the outbreak of Jiffies). Castle Transylbania has recently been inhabited by the vampsquires, lead by the infamous bone enchanter, Count Draculee. Mr. Romero is not pleased, as his fortune of Taco Trucks reside in this building. We are requesting adventurers of our prosperous nation of Binksville, as well as the degenerate muck worms of Jerky Town to defeat Count Draculee and the vampsquires. For our follow Binksvillians we will reward you with your own personal Herba Glerbin, as well as a personal rigging session with Big Dinge and his pegasus. As for the unwanted beings who belong to the mud pits of Jerky Town, we offer you nothing. Not even our pity. We hate you. For those of you who have not previously travelled through Squieoming and into the Dark and Darker Lands, please seek out Blackbine the Black. He will provide you with a small slug who will guide you. Eat this slug. Please note that a dangerous creature known as "Mr.Sicle" has been lurking in Squieoming recently, we urge that you do not invest in his Sicle Coin, as many people have fallen to his schemes. If you are successful in this bounty, we request that you bring back the bone corpse of Count Draculee as proof of your obedience heroics. Please ensure that Count Draculee has been dealt with properly as he already takes the form of a skeleton and may use this to fake his death.

I have great news to all of you, lets celebrate! Joe Biden was just caught AGAIN dancing with a fart dog, I am truly disgusted. Squire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hates this, because this means he can no longer inject helium into his jumbo squie squie balls. Mr "Masonium Stinkerballs Fingerpickle " Sicle has recently just stated that his repeated visit to the Papua New Guinea forests was by mistake, as he was lured there by the goat man's scented worms. Is it really true that Sicle Co's new robot model, Farmbot Kyle 3.0 just stuck his weenie into the bait bucket? Sir Mr Obama's wife "Michelle Obama Stevens" tried to catch a slurp fish in his bathtub until he realised that his hands were meatballs, made of the exotic meat of the rare Wyoming Snail, along with a sprinkle of vinegar. It is hard for Robo Kevin to eat in these trying times. We need help, and not just from any man. There is a man out there like no other, he is Teacher Steve. If we pray to his Titanium Sicle Coin he will bless us with lizard honey. That is the only way we can win the fight against viagra infused hyenas. A recent bystander of the Washington tiptoe event, Mattyass BhALLS, just kissed a cicada... it was very horny. If the bling ching empire were to rise again, would the golden worm stand up against them? I don't think so. Our favourite resident saturated man, Sir Duke Combine of Ireland just purchased another gaming company. This is his 5th company which has been turned into soup. Mr Sicle just had a revelation! Mr Sicle has foresaw a great cataclysm within his ♥♥♥♥, as there is a small man living inside it. He is very friendly, however may attack when under UV Light. Porter Lee the Mucky Muck of the East has found new meaning in life. He was hired to take Lee the skeleton dog out to the back of the shed. Lee was personally requested to visit Mr Poutine, may he rest with us. ♥♥♥♥ Lee.

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Hello, according to the news. A new update dropped for your robosquire. But you can only get it on robosquire.net.. Sicle co was caught red handed, selling cheap handicaped chinese robosquires. THe vietnamese kids cant afford robo pizza. anyways mason sicle is a feather winged massage client He goes by she and they. Sicle Co. Industries is owned by a trasngender bird girl. Sloth is a big fat orc. He tries to lift weights but his hands are meat balls. Sicle co aka Mason Man likes to go and get a massage from orcy dorky. Big Dinge gets traded in with 4 Gabloons. Joe Biden was caught in the back alleys of binksville hiding in the battle bus. Joe biden is hiding because of robo squire. Because big dinge put a hit on Commander Joeseph Biden LLAMA. Some people are very unfortunate with their fortnite dna results. Some people resided in cutting people off, some... decided suicide was the way out. I would think the same if i was related to klombo. Dogging on them robo dogs. The bling chings decided tonight that they would ride untill they lost the fight, Blingus Changus the man of the dog soup, he will deliberate any and every form of robo squire karate. Trained by Dinge the cumbelt. Since hes 40% chinese and 60% klombo. Sicle co is at fault. For chambering robo squires into calisivic chambers. Testing them with their robo ♥♥♥♥♥. TEacher Steve from the heavens above. By your name we need your nature. The Nature of love, the nature of lust. the summoner of the wolves, we need you lord to intervene. Only you and your glory can put an end to the Chinese VS dunkin war. *1 week later* Sicle co was mauled by every single wolf teacher steve sent from the heavens above. We pray that Mr.Poutine is living free in stew heaven. If Allah saw sicle co in his prime... hed get horny. Mr James tha 4th... He left the foxhole and he left it wideand open. FOr the big orc man and his golden worm... By law. According to mason sicle. We are not alloud to show the documentations of sicle co workers. Robo ♥♥♥♥♥ with robo socks. BIg Dinge was happy to meet u. Our favorite stremer mr america has left the lobby... once and forall. Twitch banned him for feeding hamsters food off his ♥♥♥♥. JOE BIDENS MONSTER DESTROYER ♥♥♥♥ has empregnanted mr mitchall stevens. Porter Lee vs [unknown liberal muck] who will win the war. Which downy has more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ strength. CEO of sicle co wants to neck dingel. AKA, lick his balls. But i hope you guys are okay, especially after the monkey syndrome. Just know the Sicle Co vaccine worked. it killed all blacks. MR combine the 3rd from epic games is no longer with us. May he be to rest in forever banana piles. (SICLE CO) 3 genders proved by Sicle co.




Sicle co seasonal definise atturney has decided that widows trailer should be shipped off to africa to fight the good fight. Against african hiheena goons. Kyle was sent out to be a bloodhound. Hes faster than any dog. Senses are x10 better than anyones. Kyle Stamina is the fastes hound dog. rabies runs deep in his veins. He had gay sex with Rusty Torch. aka Bible holder, rusty torch loves jesus. Inside and out. Amen

it has come to my attention that many of you are suffering from the advanced medical error called monkey syndrome. It was supposed to affect the 'odd ones out' (such as MR.COMBINE)(aka stealbine, ratfaggot, downerbaniues, aka super hot asian sisters. BLANKY wanna cra cra *mud* if the syndrome affects you or a loved one *OUHH OUHH AH AH* please panic. They are a lost cause. LEave it be to the people of will. Your salvation reperations will not go unoticed. As teacher steve aka SteGE aka dj steve. famous rapper and bitcoin miner prince the wolves beholder of the thais.Destroyer of the goons. once said "Stand together agaisnt bullying" I disagree from this statement. Siclo Co. Industries : Letter from the ♥♥♥ division. Ststes the Sicle co. is not obligated to give monthy pay based of governmental grubbing of stolen coins from the wishing well. A man named *OUHH OUHH AH AH* SIcumfurus Longbine, mother of 19 offspring, husband of said Mason Sicle. The though of that makes me struggle. But if a love ones has monkey syndrome. Prepare for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, help will arrive. Sicle Co. Lab Vaccines. (untestes) (made in iran)
(built by hated kids(94% death rate) from iraq and china. IF the industry taught me somehting it would be not to follow or purchase from SIcle Co. Please rub rat ♥♥♥♥ on you in the meantime [between the toes] rat rat. or dingel will lick ur ass. From the deps of the world. From the uncostitutional bunker habitat called Wyoming. Death to the imperials. Sicle Co. is pride month. RAT PRIDE MONTH> FREE THE NIPPLE MOVEnNT. i see no issie with this.