To show true solidarity, I've resorted to painting my face black so that everyone knows I'm with the movement. I can't begin to tell you the amount of disgusted looks I've received from random strangers. There really are racists everywhere.

To show true solidarity, I've resorted to painting my face black so that everyone knows I'm with the movement. I can't begin to tell you the amount of disgusted looks I've received from random strangers. There really are racists everywhere.

OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT EPIC ROAST??!?!?

Guys guys he called me a simp!

OH NO! Whatever shall I do? My life...is over! My reputation...gone! This child has destroyed me with his cunning word choice and his genius intellect. Though I must say, while you may have been the one to kill me, I hold nothing but respect for you and your noble quest. Thanks to your good work, another simp, being myself, has been forever banished from the interwebs. Go forth, and claim a glorious victory! I wish you well, keyboard warrior!

I finally liked all the #blackouttuesday posts. I literally searched #blackouttuesday and liked every single post. I am literally the least racist person in all of history. I can't wait for #asianoutmonday and #mexicanoutwednesday and #chineseoutfriday and #muslimoutsaturday. Because I will do the same thing to prove to everyone how unracist I am. Please dear god though I hope there is never a #jewoutsunday because those people are the worst.

He-he guys (snicker) hey guys! If you- (begins to chuckle) you’re relig (laughing hard now) religious, (begins to wheeze, as my massive cranium lacks the needed oxygen to think of this joke and to survive) You are LITERALLY IN A CULT (I transform into a being of pure energy, literally ascended by the sheer humour of my comment, as my heavenly being enters the n̵̪̞͙̍́̓͊th dimension you can faintly hear a final wheeze)

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the funny animal crossing green chair so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to my house I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Froggy Chair. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Froggy Chair's tight plastic nailholes. I want it to have my mutant human/chair babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors chair. I'd dressed it in my sister's frog costume and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Froggy Chair again.

u guys are such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ losers i'm sick of your ♥♥♥♥ you loser ass kids need to learn a LESSON