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MaskedIG 2020 年 2 月 28 日下午 11:47

*A transmitter falls on the floor*

DisplacedDev 2019 年 9 月 20 日下午 6:02

except the 1s who r ded

DisplacedDev 2019 年 9 月 20 日下午 6:02

for the good of all of us

DisplacedDev 2019 年 9 月 20 日下午 6:01

we do wat we must becuase we can

DisplacedDev 2019 年 9 月 20 日下午 6:00

i have no choice to work ere. i was built here :P

SK | Box Tems (G.E.W.P) #MBB 2016 年 3 月 31 日上午 2:00

it is an honor to be working in apature with you sir/sir's

im a witch and im evil 2015 年 9 月 7 日上午 8:04

SPACE

Local Democracy Officer 2014 年 8 月 14 日下午 5:13

<: Loading. . . Loading . . . :> Hello. This message is a recording. We cannot hear what your going to say. We are from a diffrent dimension, Im sure you understand the concept. We gave improved GLaDOS. We here at ஜAperture Laboratoriesஜ believe you, and all the other dimensions need this new and improved GLaDOS. {链接已删除} Thank you for your cooperation.~Blac-. . . Uhm. Aperture Laboratories.

Marcy 2014 年 4 月 16 日下午 9:47

What's happening with the group. It hasn't been active for months.

Philosopher's Дpprentice 2014 年 4 月 6 日上午 2:56

「第666拘束機関開放、次元干渉虚数法陣展開、イデア機関接続、ブレイブルー、起動！」

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 12 月 2 日下午 9:06

hello, i am grey manns personal employer, and he wants me to advise you that we have our own company, Exticy Co, or E-Co for short. http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/groups/exticy-co

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 10 月 23 日下午 5:33

yes you will be in the party, actually your literaly ARE the party, all the AI in the facility IT THE PARTY!!!!!

Philosopher's Дpprentice 2013 年 10 月 23 日下午 4:30

I want in on this party!
Я хочу на этом вечеринка!
Ich möchte in dieser Partei!
Quiero en este partido!

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 10 月 22 日下午 9:11

upcoming party!!

Slend 2013 年 9 月 24 日下午 6:46

I created a roleplay thread,Check it out!

Philosopher's Дpprentice 2013 年 9 月 4 日下午 7:19

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Philosopher's Дpprentice 2013 年 8 月 15 日下午 6:34

Here at Aperture Science, You need a weapon. That's why we have the ASHPD, or the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, a magestic Item that can make a Quantum Hole in Surfaces made of Pure Ground up Moon Rocks. Master Chief and Issac Newton would be proud.
[Disclaimer] Here at Aperture, we strongly disadvise going near pure ground up moonrocks, as they are pure poison.

Slend 2013 年 8 月 14 日上午 11:58

*Coughs again* AGAHHwaTGAWHAQWrnjWEwtj NEROOOOOOOOO-*Falls*

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 8 月 13 日下午 12:10

ummmm.....the test was to killl ALL THE MANTIS MEN......you've been doing it wrong

Slend 2013 年 8 月 12 日下午 10:43

*Grabs the gun and open fires at every turret and shoots the nerotouxin* Did i finish now?

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 8 月 12 日下午 9:56

yes

Slend 2013 年 8 月 12 日下午 9:37

When i pick up the gun the test starts

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 8 月 12 日下午 8:36

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Grab this
you'll know when the test starts

Slend 2013 年 8 月 8 日下午 8:36

*Sees a Nerotouxin activater* And decides to mash the button,And than purple nerotouxin appears* Me:Oops..I dont think anyone will be seeing me,U-
ALaINIUS:We all knew that was going to happen,You are a idoit.
Me:Piss*Shats bricks*

Slend 2013 年 7 月 30 日下午 12:21

*Chime**Meanwhile the first time of mantis men devolp time*
ALaINIUS:What could happen if you mix praying mantis with humans?
Me:I sure it would produce some intresting mantis,Wh-*Sees Mantismen break through*I mean DEADLYYY MANTISSSMMMMENNN*Runs*

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 7 月 30 日上午 3:04

Total Core Meltdown Will Begin In Twe-
Wheatley; oh god that was getting anoying

Sulpherstær 2013 年 7 月 30 日上午 3:01

*chime*
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Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 7 月 30 日上午 2:58

GAAA10110....MY101.....MORALITY 101010100CORE.....IS....CORUPT11010101010101010101001010101010101010101010110110010110010101010101010110101010101001010101010101010.......(shuting down)

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 7 月 30 日上午 2:53

*chime*
good idea, we'll get right on that

♥Ankth♥ 2013 年 7 月 30 日上午 2:53

10101010101010101111101000100101010101101010100110110110101010101010101020202100101010101100001101010101101001010101010101010101101010101111001000000011000110101010101010

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 7 月 30 日上午 2:52

*chime*
ALaINIUS; sir herbert here....that is all
Sir Herbert, were done here

Sulpherstær 2013 年 7 月 30 日上午 2:50

*chime*
ALaINIUS; "Congratulations, you've figured out how the door functions."
sylCAI; "I am happy squared."

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 7 月 30 日上午 2:49

*chime*
sylCAI has gave me an idea....we need to use animal DNA and merge it with human DNA.
that hasnt failed in the past.
then again.....we still have mantis men walking around....

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 7 月 30 日上午 2:45

....PREMOTION

Sulpherstær 2013 年 7 月 30 日上午 2:43

*chime*
Cat; "Mreaoww..."
ALaINIUS; "Agreed, more human testing is required. Bring forth the next batch of subjects."
Cat; "Purrrrrr Purrrrr"

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 7 月 30 日上午 2:41

.....WUT!!!!!

♥Ankth♥ 2013 年 7 月 30 日上午 2:40

my cat:meow

me:do u like my friend

cat:...

me:so

cat:drep

me: ......

cat:nets more TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 7 月 30 日上午 2:35

HA

Sulpherstær 2013 年 7 月 30 日上午 2:34

*chime*
Test Subject; "What does this button do? Hello?.. Hello?"
ALaINIUS; "Congratulations, you found the intercom. Well done."
Test Subject; "Owh! Thank you! I feel so smart right now."
ALaINIUS; "You should, you are the first one to find it, without dying emediatly after using it."
Test Subject; "Really?.. Wait... what is that gas?"
ALaINIUS; "Apperantly I was wrong. You are now dead. Good bye."
Test Subject; "Awwww shucks."

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 7 月 29 日下午 8:00

next time someone wants to use GLaDOS in a joke, can you replace it with ALaINIUS?
please?

Slend 2013 年 7 月 28 日上午 11:21

Once upon a time in a test chamber with a random subject
Subject:Now...What is this obj-
GLaDOS:Thats a bomb
Subject:BBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSS
GLaDOS:Just joking actually,If you put your head in it,You will get free candy
Subject:Ok
*Subject Looks in and gets electrocuted by a eletric chainsaw with candy canes strapped on it
GLaDOS:You know you failed to get free candy,I wish someone else would see this,They would agree me with,That you,Are can-Electrocuted :\

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 7 月 25 日下午 3:40

...HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!!! darn your already an AI/CEO, so i cant premote you.

Philosopher's Дpprentice 2013 年 7 月 25 日上午 6:46

Sam: Hey, I'd hate to be THAT guy, but your chainsaw's leaking on my pants.

Ash: sorry, but I just like to be prepared.

Sam: For what? The attack of the triets?

Ash: Triets, Deadites, Vampires, or just you everyday Killer Robot.

GLaDOS: Chainsaws! Like THAT would work!

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 7 月 24 日下午 2:15

*snicker*

Philosopher's Дpprentice 2013 年 7 月 24 日上午 3:46

Well, well, well. welcom
TO MY LAIR!
Let me just flag something up: According to that control panel light up there,
the entire building's gonna self destruct in about 6 minutes.
I'm pretty sure it's a problem with the light. I think the light's on the blink,
but just in case it isn't...
...
You know what, nevermind.

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 7 月 23 日上午 1:44

and do you think i care?

no
i dont, now got back into your relaxation vault

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 7 月 23 日上午 1:42

well im an AI, what do you expect

Kell Antari 2013 年 7 月 22 日下午 11:19

allot of spelling errors

Mel Oh Dee 2013 年 7 月 22 日下午 2:34

sorda...
you see, that "mishap" with GLaDOS had an effect on our budget.
so were running low on test subjects.

Duvnin 2013 年 7 月 19 日上午 5:11

not many test subjects here, huh? Is Aperture going bankrupt again?