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ASEMBLE Episode 13: Still Alive is now approved and out!

Codename Riesenlaster — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 21:49:23 +0000

Hey everyone, did you all miss us? Well we're back, and with an all new episode! One that was kidnapped before hand before the recording, but still, it's up. Want to listen right now? I bet you do, because it's full of awesome new content! Go here to listen to the science unfold: http://asemble.thepodkast.com/asemble-13-still-alive/

Now can someone untie me from this chair?!

"Songs to Test By" - Collectors Edition

Zbot — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 20:01:36 +0000

Ipecac Records will be relaesing the Portal 2 Soundtrack "Songs to Test by" as a Collectors Edition on October 30th! ASEMBLE, through a uniqe combination fo deadly robots and ninjas ASEMBLE is the first to bring you the news!

So, go check it out @ http://asemble.thepodkast.com

and upvote it on Reddit! http://www.reddit.com/r/Portal/

ASEMBLE Episode 12: Beyond Aperture is now up and running!

Codename Riesenlaster — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 17:19:41 +0000

Hey everyone, it's been a long time since we last posted. Sorry about that, this thing called "school" was messing with out lives. However, that has been taken care of by our giant robots. Anyways, onto the point of this post. Go listen to our newest episode, because there is so much about the beta we talk about, as well as the newest things coming from OUTSIDE Aperture, including some epic beads and a modding camp. So yeah, listen and enjoy everyone, and don't forget to spread the word and tell your friends to "ASEMBLE"!

ASEMBLE Needs You...

Zbot — Thu, 17 May 2012 20:48:49 +0000

With the advent of the new map maker, Us ASEMBLE hosts have a whole host (pun intended) of ideas to bring the Portal 2 community together. One of these ideas being an ASEMBLE map pack. So, what do we need you for? Two things. First off, beta testing we need people playing chambers, giving feedback and helping us finalize maps. Secondly, map making. If you want your map featured in the pack send us a message or coment here.

Basically, we need to bring together all the map makers and testers in one place. So, post your maps attached to this post and people can go and check them out, give comments and feedback and help you make better maps.

Also, post in this announcement if you think that a forum for map making would be a good addition to your ASEMBLE experience. We are in the position to make it happen, but we need your support.

So, to get the testing started, I'll put up my latest map for consideration: Cubes Crossing Chasms!
http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=72464991

ASEMBLE Episode 11: Multiversal Science is now out!

Codename Riesenlaster — Wed, 02 May 2012 22:10:02 +0000

After a delay, a couple gallons of coffee, and many more gallons of alcohol, we have created the 11th episode in the ASEMBLE podkast. In it you'll hear about the upcoming DLC, Perpetual Testing Initiative, as well as some more fun with alcohol and some steampunk Portal stuff. So yeah, you all know the drill, so get to it, test subjects!

News Update

Codename Riesenlaster — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 23:27:43 +0000

Zbot and I are sad to say that episode 11 will not be out this week. We've been having a lot of problems, but don't worry, you all will get it. And you're going to love, we swear. Full thing on the ASEMBLE website.

Project [R]EST: Flingtro

Codename Riesenlaster — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 20:18:24 +0000

I'm sorry for the long wait. [Redacted] got injured a while ago and because of that we couldn't release this report on time :'( Aperture Science sincerely apoligizes for it's lack of recent updates, but rest assured that we will be back to our regular schedule for [R]EST Tests. If you want to see the full report, head to this link. http://asemble.thepodkast.com/rest-test-flingtro/

ASEMBLE Episode 10: (Almost) Without Portals is now out

Codename Riesenlaster — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:18:21 +0000

Well everyone, we have officially hit the doubles. Woohoo! And not only that, but we've got tons of new videos coming from the amazing Portal 2 (and MLP) communities. Yes I mentioned MLP. Just don't go squeeing until you know what it is. Then you'll want to squee. Also, we've learned, to our relief, that VALVE dropped their first idea of Portal 2 when they began planning it. You're now saying, "Why would we be happy of that?" Well the only way to know is by going to our site and listening to us talk about why. So yeah, heres to another 10 episodes and beyond!

Project [R]EST: Broad Ratio

HühnerKopf — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 17:28:56 +0000

It's out. Actually, it was released yesterday, so... Go read it!

http://asemble.thepodkast.com/474/

Project [R]EST: Your Choice

HühnerKopf — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 23:36:32 +0000

The newest addition to the booming map review sensatioon that is [R]EST is now out! Read with delight as [REDACTED] spouts nonsense about some crazy laser catchers and some weirdos from the past...? Read forth on the ASEMBLE site!

http://asemble.thepodkast.com/rest-tests-your-choice/