THE THREE MUSKETEERS

The 3 best Scoutzknivez players in Euro in one group...OH ♥♥♥♥!

Just kidding!

...no but seriously!

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- I came home today from work and asked the missus, “If by any chance I will ever win the lottery, what would you do? And be honest please.”

“Well, I would take half and leave you”, she said laughing, thinking it’s another one of my pranks.

“Fair enough, I won twenty pounds today. Take ten and get the ♥♥♥♥ outta here.”


- Urine samples. What a piss take


- If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got?..

No chance of stopping an upper cut