A guy walked into the bar.......ouch!

A son says to his really cheap dad, "Hey dad, can I borrow fifty dollars?"
The dad says, "Forty dollars!? What on earth do you need thirty dollars for!?"

A guy is driving down a road and gets quite lost. He eventually comes to a T-junction in the road where he has to turn either right or left. He waits there for a while, not knowing which way to go. Eventually, he decides to go right. After turning right and driving a ways, sure enough, his car breaks down. So, he gets out, lifts up the hood, and he sticks his head in there, looking around for the problem. He hears from behind him, "It's the alternator." Thinking he was alone, he slowly turns around, only to see a horse standing by the fence near the road. Thinking that was pretty odd, he turns around, and tries to keep looking around the engine. Again, he hears, "I told you; it's the alternator." He turns around again, and it's still just him and that horse.

Anyways, he's able to get the car working again and goes off down the road. After a few minutes he spots a pub, so he decides to pull in for a drink. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a brandy. The barman brings it to him, and he knocks it back in one gulp. "Another brandy," he says. "Whoa, whoa, slow down there, fella. What seems to be going on?" the barman asks. "You'll never believe it," the guy says. "I was driving along and I came to a T-junction. I didn't know whether to go right or left, but I went right. Anyway, after a while, my car broke down. And while I'm pulled over trying to fix the darn thing, I hear a horse tell me that it's my alternator! Twice he spoke and said it was my alternator! I can't believe it. I think I'm going crazy!"

After listening patiently, the barman says, "Oh, well it's a good thing you didn't turn left. There's a horse down that way that doesn't know a thing about cars!"

We lost our father after an accident, because we couldn't remember what blood type he had to tell the EMT.

Dad kept screaming for us to "Be Positive", but it's really hard with him gone.

Team Fortress 2 autobalance

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"Phlog Is Proof Pyro Doesn't Need Airblast" (TF2)
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LOL

Oprindeligt skrevet af The Menorah Goblin:

A son says to his really cheap dad, "Hey dad, can I borrow fifty dollars?"
The dad says, "Forty dollars!? What on earth do you need thirty dollars for!?"

it's supposed to be a jew