Dude takes unrhymed free verse to a whole new level, and his understanding of eroticism appears to have been violently throttled at about fourteen years of age.

How anyone finds that sexy who doesn't have a swallowing and masochism fetish of their own is beyond me.

Edit: And that "pinching your nose" bit? My wife would tell me there was a problem well before she acted on feelings for anyone else (as would I her), but if she took up with a dude who wrote the adolescent "my first cyber" garbage RFK did, I'd feel like I'd dodged a slow-motion bullet.

Briefly skimming it I suspect it's a gematria joke / riddle. Omission of vowels, odd prose.

引用自 Acetyl：

Briefly skimming it I suspect it's a gematria joke / riddle. Omission of vowels, odd prose.

Read the associated article; it's part of a "cyber/emotional affair" he had with a married journalist/biographer who'd been working with him.

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2025-12-05/vanity-fair-olivia-nuzzi-rfk-jr-alleged-affair-american-canto

引用自 An Irate Walrus：

引用自 Acetyl：

Briefly skimming it I suspect it's a gematria joke / riddle. Omission of vowels, odd prose.

Read the associated article; it's part of a "cyber/emotional affair" he had with a married journalist/biographer who'd been working with him.

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2025-12-05/vanity-fair-olivia-nuzzi-rfk-jr-alleged-affair-american-canto

That's too bad. Kennedy family seems to have difficulty reigning in that sex scandal blackmail stuff. Increases long term attack surface greatly, though these days no one really cares too much about that kind of stuff.

Ode to my Brainworm, by RFK Jr.

I feel you in my head all the time,
Your body slickly covered in slime.

You move through my grey matter,
My brain is on your silver platter.

I sense when your body wriggles,
And my heart jolts and jiggles.

I hear the soft sound of crunch,
As upon my brain you do munch.

You eat my brain like a stew,
Now my brain cells say; "we few, we happy few!"
https://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3514319854

Vaccines are bad. That's not an opinion.

引用自 Santa Klaus：

Ode to my Brainworm, by RFK Jr.

I feel you in my head all the time,
Your body slickly covered in slime.

You move through my grey matter,
My brain is on your silver platter.

I sense when your body wriggles,
And my heart jolts and jiggles.

I hear the soft sound of crunch,
As upon my brain you do munch.

You eat my brain like a stew,
Now my brain cells say; "we few, we happy few!"

The brain worm, of course!
Maybe that Moderna vendetta is personal!!

引用自 Acetyl：

Vaccines are bad. That's not an opinion.

Unfortunate, then, that your parents cared enough to make sure you got yours.

引用自 An Irate Walrus：

引用自 Acetyl：

Vaccines are bad. That's not an opinion.

Unfortunate, then, that your parents cared enough to make sure you got yours.

?

Cringy? Yes. Embarrassing? Yes. But really just a nothingburger.

Just another attention hungry journalist trying to sell a book.

And it's strange how those condemning it are the same ones who support all-age drag shows and men using women's rooms.

The lack of self awareness...

引用自 Darth Invader：

Cringy? Yes. Embarrassing? Yes. But really just a nothingburger.

Just another attention hungry journalist trying to sell a book.

And it's strange how those condemning it are the same ones who support all-age drag shows and men using women's rooms.

The lack of self awareness...

We've been friends for a minute, so I'll be careful in how I say this:

1.) Not condemning it so much as laughing at how juvenile this is. Dude would have *zero* game if his last name wasn't Kennedy and he weren't in a position of power.

That "pinch your nose" bit reads like AO3 tripe penned by some basement-bound incel imagining what's hot for a woman during oral despite a total absence of practical experience.

2.) Huge difference between a baseline drag show and the "no one under 18" sort. You're smart enough not to oversimplify the issue for the sake of driving a narrative.

No sane person supports taking kids to a sex show. But some dude in a dress reading stories in a library? That's only sexual if you, personally, are focused on it.

3.) The bathroom thing is just raw fear-mongering, man. Can you imagine anyone going through hormone therapy or reassignment surgery just to get into a bathroom who wouldn't already be doing pervy ♥♥♥♥ without going through all the hurdles involved in transgender treatments? Really?

Predators are predators. Their gender identity has nothing to do with it.

I can understand the discomfort, because--honestly--it's a little off-putting to me, too, but the "men following women into the bathroom" thing is a problem of predation that plenty of cishet dudes have been propagating for years. Being transgender has nothing to do with it.

引用自 An Irate Walrus：

引用自 Darth Invader：

Cringy? Yes. Embarrassing? Yes. But really just a nothingburger.

Just another attention hungry journalist trying to sell a book.

And it's strange how those condemning it are the same ones who support all-age drag shows and men using women's rooms.

The lack of self awareness...

We've been friends for a minute, so I'll be careful in how I say this:

1.) Not condemning it so much as laughing at how juvenile this is. Dude would have *zero* game if his last name wasn't Kennedy and he weren't in a position of power.

That "pinch your nose" bit reads like AO3 tripe penned by some basement-bound incel imagining what's hot for a woman during oral despite a total absence of practical experience.

2.) Huge difference between a baseline drag show and the "no one under 18" sort. You're smart enough not to oversimplify the issue for the sake of driving a narrative.

No sane person supports taking kids to a sex show. But some dude in a dress reading stories in a library? That's only sexual if you, personally, are focused on it.

3.) The bathroom thing is just raw fear-mongering, man. Can you imagine anyone going through hormone therapy or reassignment surgery just to get into a bathroom who wouldn't already be doing pervy ♥♥♥♥ without going through all the hurdles involved in transgender treatments? Really?

Predators are predators. Their gender identity has nothing to do with it.

I can understand the discomfort, because--honestly--it's a little off-putting to me, too, but the "men following women into the bathroom" thing is a problem of predation that plenty of cishet dudes have been propagating for years. Being transgender has nothing to do with it.

This kind of reads like ChatGPT tbqh.

引用自 Acyoax：

引用自 An Irate Walrus：

We've been friends for a minute, so I'll be careful in how I say this:

1.) Not condemning it so much as laughing at how juvenile this is. Dude would have *zero* game if his last name wasn't Kennedy and he weren't in a position of power.

That "pinch your nose" bit reads like AO3 tripe penned by some basement-bound incel imagining what's hot for a woman during oral despite a total absence of practical experience.

2.) Huge difference between a baseline drag show and the "no one under 18" sort. You're smart enough not to oversimplify the issue for the sake of driving a narrative.

No sane person supports taking kids to a sex show. But some dude in a dress reading stories in a library? That's only sexual if you, personally, are focused on it.

3.) The bathroom thing is just raw fear-mongering, man. Can you imagine anyone going through hormone therapy or reassignment surgery just to get into a bathroom who wouldn't already be doing pervy ♥♥♥♥ without going through all the hurdles involved in transgender treatments? Really?

Predators are predators. Their gender identity has nothing to do with it.

I can understand the discomfort, because--honestly--it's a little off-putting to me, too, but the "men following women into the bathroom" thing is a problem of predation that plenty of cishet dudes have been propagating for years. Being transgender has nothing to do with it.

This kind of reads like ChatGPT tbqh.

I mean, literal English professor, but sure--use your inability to compose basic prose as an excuse to accuse others of using your personal communications crutch.

引用自 An Irate Walrus：

I mean, literal English professor, but sure--use your inability to compose basic prose as an excuse to accuse others of using your personal communications crutch.

Really coming out swinging I see, capped off with some baseless posturing.

Speaking of AI, did he get that poem from grok unhinged beta or something?