I once said Santa isn't real

Went to a party, spilt the milk, covered it with a rug.

Ask my FBI and SSU (SBU) agents. They already know all of my naughty stuff.

War crimes in video games.

once went a night without prayer to the great ones, i felt so inky

Santa isn't real as the fact of an atom of righteousness doesn't exist.

I would get into it but that is a really long and ongoing debate to this day on the philosophy of morality, manipulation, each countries own societal values, person of subject, and list goes on.

Too much light blinds you, too much darkness corrupts you, and trying to adhere to both will just make you end up probably going schizophrenic as a result of trying to judge one's own morality when you talk to your own inner demons.

...Unless you have the mindset logic of a actual cartoon character then that doesn't effect you.
Cause why think about perspective when you can just think the world revolves around you?
In other words thinking their the main character.

Or in better words.
"Everyone thinks they're the hero of their own story." -Some guy who's caring heart died before calling themselves Jack. Handsome Jack.

引用自 OmegaBilly1：

Santa isn't real as the fact of an atom of righteousness doesn't exist.

I would get into it but that is a really long and ongoing debate to this day on the philosophy of morality, manipulation, each countries own societal values, person of subject, and list goes on.

Too much light blinds you, too much darkness corrupts you, and trying to adhere to both will just make you end up probably going schizophrenic as a result of trying to judge one's own morality when you talk to your own inner demons.

...Unless you have the mindset logic of a actual cartoon character then that doesn't effect you.
Cause why think about perspective when you can just think the world revolves around you?
In other words thinking their the main character.

Or in better words.
"Everyone thinks they're the hero of their own story." -Some guy who's caring heart died before calling themselves Jack. Handsome Jack.

You have been naughty. Santa is now rapidly approaching your location to fire missiles at your toes. Please do not resist.

Nothing I am willing to post on the internet........

I ignored the "don't walk on the grass" sign.

引用自 Sugarcube Battery：

I ignored the "don't walk on the grass" sign.

how this law will be enforced in the future:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0vdoedZu8o

引用自 Maximus10113X：

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You have been naughty. Santa is now rapidly approaching your location to fire missiles at your toes. Please do not resist.

OH NOOO. MISSILES... that also don't exist.

...You guys ever seen Rise of the Guardians?
Cause someone made a joke about Jack Frost looking like Nero from DMC 5 7 years later after the film's been released.

Cause that was one of the few times I can remember of someone making Santa to be a badass.
Still doesn't change the fact he doesn't exist due to him being fictional.

...Also why my toes specifically?

You know those tags on the mattress? >:)

引用自 OmegaBilly1：

引用自 Maximus10113X：

[...]
You have been naughty. Santa is now rapidly approaching your location to fire missiles at your toes. Please do not resist.

OH NOOO. MISSILES... that also don't exist.

...You guys ever seen Rise of the Guardians?
Cause someone made a joke about Jack Frost looking like Nero from DMC 5 7 years later after the film's been released.

Cause that was one of the few times I can remember of someone making Santa to be a badass.
Still doesn't change the fact he doesn't exist due to him being fictional.

...Also why my toes specifically?

It was a joke about mistletoe lol

I killed friendly in tf2

引用自 XX_ProPyro228_XX：

I killed friendly in tf2

thats not naughty, its omega based! keep up the good work.