an adoption baby factory in Sri Lanka. it would be funny if it wasn't real

A broken condom.

Some of them think we came from pond scum, I think. Who knows, atheist cant agree on anything.

Mom and Dad

I'm not saying it was aliens… But it was aliens...

My parents. But if we were to go all the way back then it was a cosmic coincidence. Even scientists are unsure how life came to be but we have theories.

One theory is that when the earth was forming the conditions was “just right” for the molecules to form life. And that life had the ability to replicate itself and adapt.

Life was mostly single cell organism 4 billion years ago and didn’t become complex until 500 million years ago. To put that into perspective it took 3.5 billion years until life started to become bigger, with organs, eyes, and all of that jazz.

If that really blows your mind humans haven’t even existed for a million years.

they prob believe evolutions from apes

Our Lord and creator Yahweh created carbon-based machines / biological entities, likely so you can have biological entity experiences. These machines are built by programming amino-acids - into specific structures - which would likely be present on a primordial earth.