no

yes

nah, there are tons of industries that more deserve an industry-wide heart attack and we should start there

First on the list, the healthcare industry...

Valve doesn't need to make it clear that every good thing they do is out of the goodness of their hearts. so don't be greedy felchers

They really do need to call it the Gabecube, though.

Although Nintendo would sue, I'm sure.

引用自 Masque：

They really do need to call it the Gabecube, though.

Although Nintendo would sue, I'm sure.

You make that sound like its a bad thing.

"Oh no the least consumer friendly opposition is throwing millions of dollars at frivolous words,whatever will we do"

What if there’s something wrong with them, then everybody receives faulty GabeCubes and the majority of casuals turn on gaming and the industry takes a massive hit?

引用自 ṼṏẌṏḭḊ：

What if there’s something wrong with them, then everybody receives faulty GabeCubes and the majority of casuals turn on gaming and the industry takes a massive hit?

well they seem pretty okay to me. i'm just a vibechecker though

whether or not commercial build quality lives up to it, we need to wait and see

Lol the man who has built a chunk of his fortune off of lootcrates and gambling mechanics giving away money, thats a good one.

Even the 25 cents I earn every week in counter strike requires me to lose 3/5 games.

42% winrate across two different accounts and 1200+ matches. Lmao, its not coincidence.

引用自 peon：

Lol the man who has built a chunk of his fortune off of lootcrates and gambling mechanics giving away money, thats a good one.

Even the 25 cents I earn every week in counter strike requires me to lose 3/5 games.

42% winrate across two different accounts and 1200+ matches. Lmao, its not coincidence.

Sounds to me like you have a very unhealthy idea of value as a whole.

I think it's hilarious we're all calling it the Gabe-Cube.

引用自 Lime：

引用自 Masque：

They really do need to call it the Gabecube, though.

Although Nintendo would sue, I'm sure.

You make that sound like its a bad thing.

"Oh no the least consumer friendly opposition is throwing millions of dollars at frivolous words,whatever will we do"

you are spicy tonight

引用自 sick duck：

week 1 of the console nobody pays a penny for it. Why? To give the games industry a heart attack. Gabe alone is worth 11 billy dollars he wouldn't lose any sleep to sacrifice a couple billion.

I still find it funny that people pay to play online in 2025

引用自 Lime：

引用自 ṼṏẌṏḭḊ：

What if there’s something wrong with them, then everybody receives faulty GabeCubes and the majority of casuals turn on gaming and the industry takes a massive hit?

well they seem pretty okay to me. i'm just a vibechecker though

whether or not commercial build quality lives up to it, we need to wait and see

The last SteamBox sounded pretty cool, but it all fizzled out before it got anywhere.

i just hope its better than the steam deck since that is kinda bad