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mortivir308 12 月 12 日 下午 6:58
#ZombiesArePeopleToo2025
Vote for Zombie equality!
Will you vote for these Zombie protection laws?
- No shooting Zombies unless they have attacked you are are intruding your property
- Zombies are now a recognized minority by the DEI and will gain perks of equity
- Zombies will get free insurance
- Zombies will not have to pay taxes
- Zombie's minimum wage is 14.50$ an hour
Vote for equality!
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Angel 12 月 12 日 下午 7:02 
Well...

...this thread is still better than the usual American politics threads. But if they want equality, shouldn't they get a job and pay taxes too?
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MonkehMaster 12 月 12 日 下午 7:05 
zombie for president? :cqlol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5KNJrt_DTo

have a nice day :gk_smile:
最后由 MonkehMaster 编辑于; 12 月 12 日 下午 7:06
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salamander 12 月 12 日 下午 7:05 
shaun keeping the zombified ed in his shed in the end of shaun of the dead always made me sad.
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mortivir308 12 月 12 日 下午 7:06 
引用自 Angel：
Well...

...this thread is still better than the usual American politics threads. But if they want equality, shouldn't they get a job and pay taxes too?

Vote for the stuff you think they should have, not everything.
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mortivir308 12 月 12 日 下午 7:10 
引用自 MonkehMaster：
zombie for president? :cqlol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5KNJrt_DTo

have a nice day :gk_smile:

Joe Biden for president--Zombies deserve leadership too!
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Fake 12 月 12 日 下午 7:30 
Fun Fact: zombies hate fast food
#6
Blunt Raps 12 月 12 日 下午 7:42 
引用自 MonkehMaster：
zombie for president? :cqlol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5KNJrt_DTo

have a nice day :gk_smile:
When he would turn around, and shake hands with the air, i always felt it was my hand he was shaking :love_seagull:
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mortivir308 12 月 12 日 下午 7:49 
引用自 Fake：
Fun Fact: zombies hate fast food

Exactly--fast food is hard to catch. Slow food? Now that's fine dining.
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ṼṏẌṏḭḊ 12 月 12 日 下午 7:51 
No, they stink.
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MonkehMaster 12 月 12 日 下午 7:51 
引用自 mortivir308：
引用自 Fake：
Fun Fact: zombies hate fast food

Exactly--fast food is hard to catch. Slow food? Now that's fine dining.

give em a pair of roller skates and they can enjoy both... :ce_cannibalism::ce_steak::longpork:

:ce_skull:

have fun and a nice day :gk_smile:
最后由 MonkehMaster 编辑于; 12 月 12 日 下午 7:52
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salamander 12 月 12 日 下午 7:51 
引用自 mortivir308：
Exactly--fast food is hard to catch. Slow food? Now that's fine dining.

more reason to stay in shape, aye? you dont have to be faster than the zombies, you just need to be faster than other walking steaks
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Crystal Sharrd 19 小时以前 
I recall there was a zombie movie where Congress had to vote that they weren't people before the military could take definitive action (nuking Las Vegas).
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Wintery Person (she/her) 19 小时以前 
it's always interesting seeing people bring up absurd ♥♥♥♥ as an attempted comparison and try to use it as a gotcha moment. they're just like, hey! look at this absurd ♥♥♥♥! it's crazy, right?
and I mean, yeah, you're not wrong. it's certainly crazy; it is absurd ♥♥♥♥. it's completely removed from real issues and requests, so it really has no basis. I never get why it's brought up.

of course though, this is certainly not one of those situations, and zombie John Marston is very much my president. I'm voting for him! he'll save us all!
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ガスト セフィロス (...) 19 小时以前 
I seen this and thought "iZombie"
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Yayap 18 小时以前 
引用自 Crystal Sharrd：
I recall there was a zombie movie where Congress had to vote that they weren't people before the military could take definitive action (nuking Las Vegas).
Was it Zack Snyder's Army of the dead (2021)
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