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what chrismiss mirackles will Santah Clause perform this year?
when he klogged the chimney with his fat ass last year we almost suffocated, it was a real wild ride.
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salamander 12 月 11 日 上午 11:35 
he will make all the mince pie and brandy disappear, the milk and cookies too

worldwide shortages abounds
Nülliflower 12 月 11 日 上午 11:37 
引用自 salamander
he will make all the mince pie and brandy disappear, the milk and cookies too

worldwide shortages abounds
incredibile mira-cool, i wish he'd make all the garbage disappear like that too.
salamander 12 月 11 日 上午 11:41 
引用自 Nülliflower
引用自 salamander
he will make all the mince pie and brandy disappear, the milk and cookies too

worldwide shortages abounds
incredibile mira-cool, i wish he'd make all the garbage disappear like that too.

actually he will do the opposite, santa will flood the world with garbage!

cheap plastic toys, ugly itchy christmas jumpers, back massagers nobody asked for. half of it will end up in bins, the other half returned to shops
Nülliflower 12 月 11 日 上午 11:44 
引用自 salamander
引用自 Nülliflower
incredibile mira-cool, i wish he'd make all the garbage disappear like that too.

actually he will do the opposite, santa will flood the world with garbage!

cheap plastic toys, ugly itchy christmas jumpers, back massagers nobody asked for. half of it will end up in bins, the other half returned to shops
man the ChristMessy miraculls just keep on comin' eh. that santah is an absolute stuntsman.
The sun will fall... only to rise again... for it is a miracle made true by St. Nick.
Nülliflower 12 月 11 日 上午 11:49 
The sun will fall... only to rise again... for it is a miracle made true by St. Nick.
i don't mind getting such an exclusive up-close view of the great ball of fire but i hope he holds off on this magic trick until after i've baked the christmas fruitcake, otherwise it'll probably end up burnt.
This Christmas, not a single sock will be left without a pair - widowed, orphaned, or eternally crumpled in the dryer's shadowy void. This is a promise. :wintersnowman2023:
Final Kat 12 月 11 日 下午 2:09 
Santa's gonna get rid of the 6-7 meme.
Yayap 12 月 11 日 下午 2:28 
引用自 Final Kat
Santa's gonna get rid of the 6-7 meme.
I'm getting bags of cookies and whole cartons of milk for this.
salamander 12 月 11 日 下午 2:35 
引用自 Final Kat
Santa's gonna get rid of the 6-7 meme.

the opposite. all numbers except 6 and 7 will be erased with santas christmas magic
One great miracle I could think of that Santa Klause could perform is to you know what the US president.
最后由 Disgruntled Cuttlefish 编辑于; 12 月 11 日 下午 2:51
引用自 Nülliflower
when he klogged the chimney with his fat ass last year we almost suffocated, it was a real wild ride.

That's why you shouldn't weld your windows shut.
salamander 12 月 11 日 下午 2:53 
引用自 Valorthief Actual
引用自 Nülliflower
when he klogged the chimney with his fat ass last year we almost suffocated, it was a real wild ride.

That's why you shouldn't weld your windows shut.

have to. robot santa is very dangerous
引用自 salamander
引用自 Valorthief Actual

That's why you shouldn't weld your windows shut.

have to. robot santa is very dangerous

Everyone is on the naughty list with robo-santa.
Santa will fill all the stores with xmas things for people to buy.... its a miracle...
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