rehabilitation

A bad person

A willingness to think of others--not necessarily before oneself, but at least in a context that tries to avoid harm without significant cause.

This concern for others will manifest itself in driving habits that don't put others at risk because you cannot get your ass out of bed on time; in not parking your cart across a grocery aisle while you read every label on a shelf like you're performing a structuralist analysis of War and Peace; in at least *looking around* before you drop a door shut behind yourself; in understanding how queues work; in not just pitching your litter on the floor/street assuming someone else will pick it up; in pushing your grocery cart the extra fifteen feet to the corral rather than leaving it across four parking spaces.

In short, the bar for decency is so low that "not being an oblivious jackass" is more or less the marker for the same.

And yet so very, very many will never bother to reach even for that low-hanging rung.

Justice, Prudence, Temperance and Fortitude.

They roll STR and not DEX.

引用自 Mr. Smiles：

They roll STR and not DEX.

Pfft. You just big mad that Estoc went "brrrrrrrt" all over your UGS.

引用自 Mr. Smiles：

They roll STR and not DEX.

This.
"B-but I've got--"
Get greatsworded, nub
*laughs in lion's claw*

Do unto others as you would have them do to you. It’s really that simple.

引用自 An Irate Walrus：

引用自 Mr. Smiles：

They roll STR and not DEX.

Pfft. You just big mad that Estoc went "brrrrrrrt" all over your UGS.

I think Swift Slash gave me PTSD.

Follow the Golden Rule.

引用自 Day 1：

引用自 Mr. Smiles：

They roll STR and not DEX.

This.
"B-but I've got--"
Get greatsworded, nub
*laughs in lion's claw*

*chortles in bleed proc with frost buildup*

引用自 An Irate Walrus：

引用自 kbiz：

Follow the Golden Rule.

引用自 Day 1：

This.
"B-but I've got--"
Get greatsworded, nub
*laughs in lion's claw*

*chortles in bleed proc with frost buildup*

Ahhh, a fellow Friede's Great Scythe user, i see.

follow Jesus and ur life will fall into place fr if even I as a young teen can see that and am fine with it what the heck does that say about the rest of humanity that that is actually hard for them

引用自 Mr. Smiles：

引用自 An Irate Walrus：

*chortles in bleed proc with frost buildup*

Ahhh, a fellow Friede's Great Scythe user, i see.

Nah, man. Gimme dem dual studded caestus (caestuses? Caestii?). 100 consecutive normal punches.

引用自 An Irate Walrus：

引用自 kbiz：

Follow the Golden Rule.

引用自 Day 1：

This.
"B-but I've got--"
Get greatsworded, nub
*laughs in lion's claw*

*chortles in bleed proc with frost buildup*

Be good, Walrus. Maximize society, not yourself.