im not a human being

YES!

Also are you trolling me with this post?

I am indifferent. I don't think my outlook would be any different if I were a woman.

I'm actually a mushroom.

引用自 Fuki 2：

Do you hate being a man...
and would like to become a woman instead?

@OP might i ask what is a man? I think Dracula might know a thing or two

i've never hated being a man, but sometimes i've hated the way that gender relations and politics have evolved.

Nope. I don't have to worry about folks calling me a prude (and trying to change that) if I don't put out by the third date, nor being labeled a slut if I do.

I do not need to worry about my value being defined by my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

My reproductive health is not determined by people who do not share my organ configuration.

I am not immediately relegated to "pick me" status if I'm good at something men are good at.

...honestly, about the only thing that isn't advantageous about being a dude is the refractory period.

But then, I've had sex, so I don't blame women for every issue in my life while neglecting my own grooming, use of deodorant, ability to hold a conversation about anything apart from my own interests, or belief that having held a door once means I'm owed an enthusiastic head-bob.

So maybe I'm the weirdo.

引用自 An Irate Walrus：

Nope. I don't have to worry about folks calling me a prude (and trying to change that) if I don't put out by the third date, nor being labeled a slut if I do.

I do not need to worry about my value being defined by my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

My reproductive health is not determined by people who do not share my organ configuration.

I am not immediately relegated to "pick me" status if I'm good at something men are good at.

...honestly, about the only thing that isn't advantageous about being a dude is the refractory period.

But then, I've had sex, so I don't blame women for every issue in my life while neglecting my own grooming, use of deodorant, ability to hold a conversation about anything apart from my own interests, or belief that having held a door once means I'm owed an enthusiastic head-bob.

So maybe I'm the weirdo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy1-oP-rE0s