I had this happen with a gaggle of turkey.

The right wingers are making the lawn beautiful.

Is this in America?
Both sides suck and poop on lawns.

Are you sure they don't have blue hair and a septum piercing?

You need a left wingback to counter that right winger.
Alternatively you could use a wide central defender

Oprindeligt skrevet af Darth Invader:

Are you sure they don't have blue hair and a septum piercing?

Nice to see you again, Darth Invader. Don't get banned again.

Oprindeligt skrevet af Kaaaaa:

Help me fellow left wingers! Help me fight them off!!

Pictures and proof OR I don't believe it.

More than likely it is fellow Liberals and you are too ignorant to tell the difference.

THEY ALL HAVE THEIR MAGA HATS ON with massive convoys of cars and trucks with everyone taking billion dumps on my lawn

Oprindeligt skrevet af Alice Liddell:

I had this happen with a gaggle of turkey.

Thunder chickens know neither manners nor restraint; accept your fate, or get clucked.

Trying to poop on a dead or unkempt lawn presents a lapidation hazard.

Oprindeligt skrevet af An Irate Walrus:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Alice Liddell:

I had this happen with a gaggle of turkey.

Thunder chickens know neither manners nor restraint; accept your fate, or get clucked.

That isn't entirely true; as a partial thunderbird myself I can tell you that picking a fellow turk up and doing some squats with them nestled in your shoulders can and will woo them into your good graces. the smaller you are relative to them the greater the wooing.

it has to be a tight hold though; if you let them have too much wiggle they'll think you are underestimating them and start pecking and things.

They're just ever so slightly more timid than the average goose.

They're not all that bad. Tie poop and scoop bags to your mailbox with a kind reminder.

Oprindeligt skrevet af Kaaaaa:

THEY ALL HAVE THEIR MAGA HATS ON with massive convoys of cars and trucks with everyone taking billion dumps on my lawn

You sure? From a distance and in low light conditions those Make Donald Drumpf Again hats look identical to a MAGA hat.

No when a homeless/illegal person $hits themselves running from COPS/ICE off your property they were camping at that doesn't mean it's our fault for being right wing.

maybe you could add twump flags to them...

Poop is good fertilizer so you should be thanking the generous right wingers who risk their public image for yhe sake of your lawn