Some place with a nice view. Maybe some mountainous woodland area. A place that couldn't be torn down and replaced by a shopping mall.

As a ghost, I just wouldn't enjoy haunting a shopping mall.

Where would i haunt?

Florence Pugh's underware drawer.

I probably wouldn't want to hang around recording room from any of the singers in my playlist,
heck, I already have the worst seat in the house for the things that's happening in this world, what do I need a rearview mirror for? just saying I haven't found the thing that is worth a rearview mirror as a ghost for.

and I am enough haunting as it is, they sometimes use words as psychotic to describe me.

引用自 Cinnamoon_dragon：

For some reason, you left loose ends on Earth, and now your spirit lingers here, bound to a place you cannot escape. Where do you most like to wander? When can you be seen? Is there a ritual to summon you? Do you have any favorite tricks to frighten mortals? :OldBook::Scaryg:

I would haunt people who don't ever clean their belly buttons. Their stank is visible interdimensionally, like a bell ringing throughout the underworld, sounding waves of stinky smell trails that lure dirty demons into nearby realms; with their dirty daemonics which can create from the travelling stench--a deadly, floating tar that they want push back through the dimensional gap to destroy the clean people of this world!

I would give Zak Bagans from Ghost Adventures a super wedgie.

I'd not want to become kind of famous ghost that brings people from all around the world to make a specific place a popular tourist destination. A shrine is unneeded as is a temple.

Bending your rule/guideline a bit.

Would just wander the whole globe, it'd be dull to be trapped in one structure, even past the time it falls apart or eventually gets buried. (Lots of buried towns and villages from the past).

Seen day or night, my game, to play with the light, that is my right, to give all and any a fright, for a precious few a delight, may their hearts be tight, before I set their souls alight. All right?

You remember the old finger/hand shadow puppets/plays, during the night my canvas would be the moon; during the day it would be the Earth itself (better bring some shades so you can stare at the sun safley).

I'd tell you a story or two, wreathed both in shadow and light, soundless, the meaning, boundless, some might construe a prediction, of the future of you.

The ritual; skip a stone across a still body of water, while wordlessly watching the shimmers dancing across the ripples; holding the desire for an other worldly story teller to give company in your heart and mind, a true one, not a cynical one, cynics can enjoy a world free of magic, drowning in their boredom. That'd be the price.

*cough*

There's a news stand in The Big Apple that you shouldn't ever mistreat a child around.

Most of my haunts are self-contained one-offs like this one.

I will be a nice ghost and boost tourism by hanging out in forgotten places!

引用自 Rabid：

Some place with a nice view. Maybe some mountainous woodland area. A place that couldn't be torn down and replaced by a shopping mall.

As a ghost, I just wouldn't enjoy haunting a shopping mall.

Oh, if you seek peace and solitude, this is the perfect option: no unwanted urban noise or bothersome neighbors, only the wild animals of the forest for company. The forest spirit is also a master of misdirection. You can invisibly follow random travelers, make their compass needles spin wildly, or summon distant laughter that echoes from every direction, leading them off the path. The very forest becomes a living extension of your will and a shield around you.

Girl's locker room at the nearby college.

The white house

引用自 ☮ne✟rue𝓢ax☯n：

Where would i haunt?

Florence Pugh's underware drawer.

Of all the drawers in all the world, it's not a bad choice. To be honest, I didn't know that to expect from you. Thanks for no jump-scares.

I would spy more than haunt. Then I'll find that one guy who can see me and we would become like the Wonder Twins - saving the world.

引用自 Utiviroo：

I'd not want to become kind of famous ghost that brings people from all around the world to make a specific place a popular tourist destination. A shrine is unneeded as is a temple.

Bending your rule/guideline a bit.

Would just wander the whole globe, it'd be dull to be trapped in one structure, even past the time it falls apart or eventually gets buried. (Lots of buried towns and villages from the past).

Seen day or night, my game, to play with the light, that is my right, to give all and any a fright, for a precious few a delight, may their hearts be tight, before I set their souls alight. All right?

You remember the old finger/hand shadow puppets/plays, during the night my canvas would be the moon; during the day it would be the Earth itself (better bring some shades so you can stare at the sun safley).

I'd tell you a story or two, wreathed both in shadow and light, soundless, the meaning, boundless, some might construe a prediction, of the future of you.

The ritual; skip a stone across a still body of water, while wordlessly watching the shimmers dancing across the ripples; holding the desire for an other worldly story teller to give company in your heart and mind, a true one, not a cynical one, cynics can enjoy a world free of magic, drowning in their boredom. That'd be the price.

*cough*

The ritual is perfect - the cynics will never know what they're missing

The machine...

If you could read my mind, love, What a tale my thoughts could tell.
Just like an old time movie, 'Bout a ghost from a wishing well.
In a castle dark or a fortress strong, With chains upon my feet.
You know that ghost is me.
And I will never be set free, As long as I'm a ghost that you can't see.