Do you mean a peck on the cheek? Or a sloppy sloberring French kiss?

If people kiss cats, dogs, snakes, furrets, rabbits, they will do it with monkeys...

引用自 Soniaa：

If people kiss cats, dogs, snakes, furrets, rabbits, they will do it with monkeys...

how do u think HIV was transmitted to humans from monkeys. they surely werent holding hands

absolutely. Funky Kong is my significant other

引用自 Nülliflower：

absolutely. Funky Kong is my significant other

things did not work out with lanky kong? hes got a funny face, can handstand when he needs to, and inflate himself just like a balloon. those seem like attractive and useful traits and skills. but i understand funky kong is very op in mario kart, so this is also something to consider.

[insert yo momma joke here]

引用自 salamander：

引用自 Nülliflower：

absolutely. Funky Kong is my significant other

things did not work out with lanky kong? hes got a funny face, can handstand when he needs to, and inflate himself just like a balloon. those seem like attractive and useful traits and skills. but i understand funky kong is very op in mario kart, so this is also something to consider.

i do like funny faces, and travelling on the hot-air-balloon kong was a great time, too. but, you know, i'm not sure how many years i've got left on this planet. i'm gonna get real funky with it. bass slapping my way to the cosmos, one string at a time.