which state is this?

What parallel universe is this? As that statement isn't true at all.

引用自 󠀡󠀡：

which state is this?

Maryland, next to Trump.

引用自 Don Snoreleone, the Nodfather!!!：

What parallel universe is this? As that statement isn't true at all.

I live in a wealthy state.

Sorry EBT members!

引用自 ༻❁༺ Ice Scream ༻❁༺：

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And then suddenly Trump appeared, shirtless, his body shining with the sweat of his efforts to make our beautiful country great again.
He walked toward me, and once again I lost my balance.
I fell, but he caught me and said something I will never forget:
‘It feels good. I like it.'

引用自 ༻❁༺ Ice Scream ༻❁༺：

引用自 Don Snoreleone, the Nodfather!!!：

What parallel universe is this? As that statement isn't true at all.

I live in a wealthy state.

Sorry EBT members!

Sorry I'm not on welfare. And in fact I was all for trump to take away snap. When he stopped snap I gave him a standing ovation cause no one needs snap benefits not even old people and the retirement age should be done away with. There are jobs for poor people a ton of jobs. I make enough money a month to eat out everyday, I spend over a grand a week on eating out.

Also if you kissed a cop that would be sexual battery on a cop and you would be arrested.

You should not kiss a police officer because it can lead to arrest for assault or battery, as it is considered offensive physical contact without consent
. Kissing an officer, especially while they are performing their duties or during an arrest, can have serious legal consequences, even if the intent was not malicious.

I live in an upper-class neighborhood with low crime. We respect authority,

Sorry Detories, and Steaatleans!

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: I don’t know. Did you forget?

引用自 Xero_Daxter：

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: I don’t know. Did you forget?

My cop pulled me over and got excited when he saw me.

引用自 ༻❁༺ Ice Scream ༻❁༺：

引用自 Xero_Daxter：

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: I don’t know. Did you forget?

My cop pulled me over and got excited when he saw me.

Yea ok. I know all of Maryland cops and none of them would get excited for you at all.

I fell over a couple of times in Walmart. Cops came, drove me to the police station and booked me in for public intoxication..... Guess I'm the wrong color.

Especially Officer Poncharello of CHP.

This thread is peculiar.

Back in '96 or '97 I was riding with a friend 'G', and he got pulled over (speeding). The cop asked G "where's the fire, son?"

G replied "In the gleaming brilliance of your gorgeous eyes, officer."

Cop took two steps back, put his hand over his service pistol and said "I need you to step out of the vehicle, please. Passenger, stay put."

Yeah he got the ticket.

American cops? GTA games taught me they are good at diving into the ocean while chasing the protagonists.