feeling like ♥♥♥♥ today. now i know why.

The world is your dog's toilet.

I got that gold-plated Panasonic toilet with a 300psi bidet, heated seat, automatic lid, RGB lights, and built-in fragrance diffuser.

Anti-bacterial nanocoating, bluetooth support, and it even knows my name

引用自 Midori：

I got that gold-plated Panasonic toilet with a 300psi bidet, heated seat, automatic lid, RGB lights, and built-in fragrance diffuser.

Anti-bacterial nanocoating, bluetooth support, and it even knows my name

With all that there's hardly a reason to leave the toilet.

Sanitation is serious business.

Ave, Venus Cloacina!

引用自 Midori：

I got that gold-plated Panasonic toilet with a 300psi bidet, heated seat, automatic lid, RGB lights, and built-in fragrance diffuser.

Anti-bacterial nanocoating, bluetooth support, and it even knows my name

Listen to Donald Trump over here with his gold toilet.

ban cos sthink :3

Here I thought it was International Men's Day. Go figure it was on toilet day.

How would you celebrate something like World Toilet Day?

引用自 Cinnamoon_dragon：

How would you celebrate something like World Toilet Day?

Miso soup.

In my country is the National Flag day, lol

men's day and toilet day are on the same day, interesting

hahaha who the heck decides these weird holidays I mean it's like the Spongebob episdode where the French narrator says "Every day is a holiday for Spongebob, even if he has to make one up"

引用自 󠀡󠀡：

men's day and toilet day are on the same day, interesting

The best holiday you can give a man is letting him use the john in peace.

引用自 Avenger199：

hahaha who the heck decides these weird holidays I mean it's like the Spongebob episdode where the French narrator says "Every day is a holiday for Spongebob, even if he has to make one up"

That is what they want us to adhere?