Natas was here.

Natas was real to me.

Natas called himself... Dog.

Good thing you don't sleep with your mouth open and tongue hanging out because that tongue would become a chew toy.

🐶: “Hi David. I’m speaking for Sam. You know what you need to do.”

https://youtu.be/xrAIGLkSMls?si=2rbBo3T7lKV4ua_T


^^^^----me if I was a dog "Squirrel !"

dog is dog and not cat or cat

Mentally I picture your dog but you haven’t told us what kind of dog it is.

Oprindeligt skrevet af Affronter:

Mentally I picture your dog but you haven’t told us what kind of dog it is.

norwegian lundehund

If your dog suddenly starts speaking to you with your father's voice, run away. That is not your father. Or your dog. Do not fall for the ruse.

Oprindeligt skrevet af cramb:

If your dog suddenly starts speaking to you with your father's voice, run away. That is not your father. Or your dog. Do not fall for the ruse.

>be me
>about to enjoy a night watching shrek 2 (2004)
>got my popcorn
>sitting in my chair with a blanket
>the deer man starts speaking loudly in the voice of my deceased mother outside, trying to lure me outside

i just wanted to relax

Guys,

Oprindeligt skrevet af Heitor Villa-Lobos:

Guys,

*belch*

yes?

Oprindeligt skrevet af salamander:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Heitor Villa-Lobos:

Guys,

*belch*

yes?

Correct.

Oprindeligt skrevet af cramb:

If your dog suddenly starts speaking to you with your father's voice, run away. That is not your father. Or your dog. Do not fall for the ruse.

If a dog does that then I'll think I have hallucinations, probably after some effects of some chemical substance, so I'll try to sit down or lie on a bed and try to do nothing for minutes or even hours, until these hallucinations disappear, probably an effect of substance wearing off.

It could be dangerous for me or nearby people if I try to run away or make other rash movements.

It said "arf" "bark" "wood"