I think you'd agree my current username is kinda lame
please give me new ideas for new username

about me:
1. sometimes funny
2. very cute sometimes
3. kind of interested in ninjas
4. i love jesus
5. i am not upgrading to windows 11
6. i like spicy food especially red buldak ramen.
7. i have brock hair
8. grape vape
10. i cant count
11. big mac when. i go to mcdonalds
12. one time when i was at school i expelled my spleutch when stretching because my teacher was hot
13. i always pay by cheque
14. i do compensated dating