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Back when my mother was alive she once stormed into my room telling me there was a ghost.
She was watching some paranormal ♥♥♥♥ on TV and she saw the rug near the door moving around.
Turns out, it was the cat who was moving around with his head under the rug. (dont ask me why) and my mother didn't see it because the lights were off and the cat was black.
I fell asleep in the delivery room while my wife was giving birth. I woke suddenly to what sounded like a pig squealing and I said...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Oiy5RcDf40
The nurse then handed me a cup of coffee and said, "Relax, that is your baby girl." I then asked the nurse, "Will she always be that loud?"