A miserable pile of secrets.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ magnets, how do they work?

Well, he's an idiot and doesn't understand the difference between "what is" and "why is".

What is is an observation. Why is is understanding. We observe magnets so we know what they are, but we do not fully understand why the universe is the way it is, so we do not fully understand why a magnet does what we observe it to do.

He probably thought Magnate.

He should ask a scientist.

I remember the days when a magnet was the thing that attracts metal and was for speakers and amps.

Such happy times.

Since trump took office, I cancelled all my comedy special subscriptions. No comedian can surpass trump and make me laugh harder!

also, we kinda understand how magnets work, we can even reproduce the effect with limited results in non-magnetic materials and we can also build electric magnets.

So, we KNOW WHAT magnets are. We still struggle to fully understand HOW they work.

And china doesn't have ALL THE MAGNETS in the world. Chances are, if you start to dig a hole anywhere, eventually you'll run into a magnet.

Mangets are material where electric dipoles are aligned in the same direction.
The mystery is understanding why charge exists and why a moving charge causes electricity.

He used the M-word too many times.

引用自 DarkCrystalMethod：

He should ask a scientist.

He doesn't believe in scientists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyVx28R9-s

I'm kind of like a magnet except instead of metal I attract women

引用自 the vampire of time and memory：

I'm kind of like a magnet except instead of metal I attract women

If you step forwards and backwards repestedly, what kind of current do you induce?

引用自 Heitor Villa-Lobos：

引用自 the vampire of time and memory：

I'm kind of like a magnet except instead of metal I attract women

If you step forwards and backwards repestedly, what kind of current do you induce?

by walking forwards and backwards I generate an electromagnetic field that performs an alpha-beta transformation on everyone caught inside of it

Moon rocks are just petrified wood.