Had a knife stuck between my toes once.
Almost cut off one of them.

Did get stitches and made footprints of blood.

Didn't feel a darn thing. Thought it went in between. Alas.

Lego's though... never harmed me but stepping on them is painful.
Not as much as cramp in your little toe.
That stuff can feel life-ending.

I accidentally shot myself in the head with a nail gun once. Fortunately it came out the other side,

When I was a kid my brothers and I were playing on a demolished house. I look down and see a huge rusty nail sticking out some wood. I had to step on it. Not sure why but the thought crosses my mind. So I step on it. My older brother had to save me.

I stapled my left thumb.

Twice.🙄