I spilled sprite in my bugatti, was so angry. it wasnt even the zero sugar version so its sticky as hell, my girlfriend (hot) said "bruh you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up our bugatti with your stupid soft drinks" and I was like "idiot it's MY bugatti, I don't see a ring on my finger, do you?" and then she started crying hoping for me to ease up but nah I just scraped her out of the car and she went gta 4 ragdoll physics and then I realized she wasn't my girlfriend but actually just a pillow and my bugatti was just a toy car for kids outside of an arcade I entered after I took approximately twenty-three xans at once

And the soda i spilled was Dr Thunder and it WAS zero sugar so the car wasn't sticky at all, silver linings are what keep us hopeful in life I guess. I hope someone learns from this