So apparently Trump wants the new Washington Commanders NFL stadium named after himself.

$3.7 billion, 60,000 seats, and one massive ego.

Before they officially sell the naming rights to “Trump Brand Football Palace LLC,”
we figured the community could help brainstorm some options.

💬 Serious thread, guys. Totally not a joke. 💬

Current suggestions:

1️⃣ Pervert Hoover Dome – history repeats itself, this time with spray tan.
2️⃣ 34 Felonies Field – where every play is under indictment.
3️⃣ Bigly Energy Stadium – the most tremendous turf, everyone says so.
4️⃣ Mushroom Tip Memorial Coliseum – short drive, unforgettable finish.
5️⃣ Grab ’Em by the Goalposts Arena – just locker-room football talk.
6️⃣ The Capitol – Home of the Washington Insurrectionists
7️⃣ Covfefe Coliseum – nobody knows what it means, but it’s powerful.
8️⃣ Epstein Island Sportsplex – all the wrong connections, one convenient location.
9️⃣ Donald J. Trump Jr. Stadium – A Place for Losers.
🔟 Depends Superdome – when both the defense and the bladder collapse.

💰 High-tier donors get exclusive access to smear the walls after every game. 💩🖐️
(Because tradition should always come with a VIP package.)

Alright, community — your turn 👇

What should the new Trump Stadium™ be called?

Post your best ideas before he trademarks all of them. 🏈🇺🇸