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What message would you put in a fortune cookie?
I'd put "Never hire a contractor just because he's gorgeous"
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"For the sake of yourself, don't eat the cookie, if you already did, I am so sorry"

And then some Lovecraftian gibberish or something.
最后由 President Rabies 编辑于; 11 月 5 日 下午 3:07
craigsters 11 月 5 日 下午 3:06 
now serving number 1009a
Himitsu🎄 11 月 5 日 下午 3:06 
Made in China.

:cleanseal:
Masque 11 月 5 日 下午 3:08 
"Help I Am Only Five And Forced To Work In Fortune Cookie Factory"
"The secret to a happy life is"
Unmade 11 月 5 日 下午 3:21 
Time is precious, and we just made you waste some of it reading this.

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"The chef spat in your food."
引用自 Unmade
Time is precious, and we just made you waste some of it reading this.

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Under the correct cicumstances, this could actually motivate someone to think about how they use their time.
Xero_Daxter 11 月 5 日 下午 3:45 
“Don’t confuse google with someone with a medical degree”
Pierce Dalton 11 月 5 日 下午 3:51 
You're gonna die.
Triple G 11 月 5 日 下午 3:55 
"Who reads this is dumb."
Don't go in dark alleys...
gwwak 11 月 5 日 下午 4:38 
Bust open your personal echo chamber like you did with this cookie.
"You overpayed for this"
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