Hell yeah I would.

no

imagine the heartburn

Not only does the idea sound bad, and not only did they not take the time to slice the meatballs, so one could possibly eat this without injuring Your jaw - but it also looks utterly disgusting. There´s no way to eat it with style.

Oh - and i guess cheese is outlawed in the US, because it´s too natural, so it may be false advertising...

This pizza looks like it's on the verge of mutating into a living, potentially hazardous creature

You can´t eat it with dignity. It´s like David Hasselhoff eating a burger in his bathroom, but he has an excuse, because he was drunk.

There used to be a place in my city called Anything's Pastable, that served personal pizzas with mac and cheese. It was super linear: 8" round dough, garlic, homemade mac and (aged white cheddar) cheese, and moz. Baked to perfection and quartered. A slice took two hands to eat, but was worth it. That place hasn't been around for about a decade. I dream about it every so often.

I'll take two.

I would never eat that, even if I was paid to do so. Even looking at it gives me heartburn.